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Shitnugget 

1. A douchebag type of person. A defined asshole.

2. A small piece of poop in nugget shape.
Vicki: Jenny took the last bit of the Margaritas.
Becky: She’s a shitnugget.

Bill: Man, I was so constipated last night, I kept shitting shitnuggets.
George: That’s gross man.
Shitnugget by SunnySueSue May 8, 2021

Shitbaggery 

Uses: Military(Nautical), Humor
Pronounced: 'Shit-bag-ery'

1.) The act of performing actions that are similar to those of a stereotypical shitbag.

2.) The refined art of evading any and all forms of work to get others bitched at, and maintain a complete lack of usefulness.
1.) "What manner of shitbaggery is this?! You don't put a fucking paperclip into a spaceheater, asshat!"

2.) "You, me friend, are proving to be quite adept in the arts of Shitbaggery. If I didn't know any better, I'd think you've had quite a bit of practice."
Shitbaggery by Tyler Penley April 21, 2006

shitdigger 

A gay male who enjoys anal sex and has a large penis
Hey Tommy, I heard Billy has a huge shitdigger
shitdigger by TheBlueDevil79 March 17, 2017

shitburgers and dick cheese 

This is a an exclamation of extreme discontent that is meant to go beyond a simple "god damn it," or "fuck that." You can only say this phrase three or four times a year, or else it loses all meaning. It is Special. When you stub your toe in the middle of the night, it is a "god damn it" situation. When your car breaks down hundreds of miles from friend or family, at 3:00 AM, in the rain, and you just filled the gas tank, that is a "motherfucker" situation. When you decide to walk to work because it is such a nice day, only to hear a strange, whistling, noise, then look up and see a large A-bomb headed your way...that is a "shitburgers and dick cheese!" moment.
Huang just had morning sex with his wife in Hiroshima in 1945, and felt like a jolly good stroll. While petting a puppy and eating cotton candy, he looked up and saw a strange object hurtling towards him. He realized those crazy fliers about a giant bomb might be true and thought to himself "shitburgers and dick cheese," at least I got laid.

shitburger 

A euphemism for something that looks appetizing, or is believable, but is actually complete bullshit.
Don’t bite the shitburger!
shitburger by Dr Bunnygirl August 11, 2019

shitnuggets 

N. Little pellets of shit.

Used more commonly as a phrase like fuck nuggets or shit muffins
John- SHITNUGGETS BITCH STOLE MY PENICL
shitnuggets by KIZLA February 21, 2009