Shitbadger

A useless person

Sky forgot his charger, because he's a total shitbadger

by T Q February 20, 2017

Shitbaggery

Uses: Military(Nautical), Humor
Pronounced: 'Shit-bag-ery'

1.) The act of performing actions that are similar to those of a stereotypical shitbag.

2.) The refined art of evading any and all forms of work to get others bitched at, and maintain a complete lack of usefulness.

1.) "What manner of shitbaggery is this?! You don't put a fucking paperclip into a spaceheater, asshat!"

2.) "You, me friend, are proving to be quite adept in the arts of Shitbaggery. If I didn't know any better, I'd think you've had quite a bit of practice."

by Tyler Penley April 21, 2006

Shitwanger

A term used to describe someone who makes shit up to make themselves sound more interesting.

"What a shitwanger."

by pixiefail. January 2, 2010

shitburgers and dick cheese

This is a an exclamation of extreme discontent that is meant to go beyond a simple "god damn it," or "fuck that." You can only say this phrase three or four times a year, or else it loses all meaning. It is Special. When you stub your toe in the middle of the night, it is a "god damn it" situation. When your car breaks down hundreds of miles from friend or family, at 3:00 AM, in the rain, and you just filled the gas tank, that is a "motherfucker" situation. When you decide to walk to work because it is such a nice day, only to hear a strange, whistling, noise, then look up and see a large A-bomb headed your way...that is a "shitburgers and dick cheese!" moment.

Huang just had morning sex with his wife in Hiroshima in 1945, and felt like a jolly good stroll. While petting a puppy and eating cotton candy, he looked up and saw a strange object hurtling towards him. He realized those crazy fliers about a giant bomb might be true and thought to himself "shitburgers and dick cheese," at least I got laid.

by ImnotyouIme November 30, 2011

shitburger

A euphemism for something that looks appetizing, or is believable, but is actually complete bullshit.

Don’t bite the shitburger!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 11, 2019

shitbaggery

The act of using any availiable resource to avoid working. This act generally requires weak excuses or more effort than the originally required.

Bob: "The boss wants me to write this spreadsheet by tomorrow- so I told him that my Mom died"

Fred: "that's some shitbaggery right there!"

by shitbagger September 1, 2007

slotbadger

A paedophile, a nonce, a kiddy-fiddler. Lifted from Chris Morris' Brass Eye special.

Between you an' me and these four walls, Greville Janner is an unreclaimed slotbadger.

by Lord Grimcock September 13, 2007