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shitburger 

A euphemism for something that looks appetizing, or is believable, but is actually complete bullshit.
Don’t bite the shitburger!
shitburger by Dr Bunnygirl August 11, 2019
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Shitburger 

An alias for the 2009 PC Game title "Wolfenstein" which is universally considered the worst and most poorly designed of all in the legacy of the Wolfenstein property. Design and implementation by Raven software, most specifically lead designer Eric Biessman, many who have since called for an industry blacklist of his engagement on any future game titles.
Dude don't bother with Shitburger; Raven Software doesn't know what they are doing and Eric Biessman belongs in a different vocation.
Shitburger by LODE777 October 23, 2011

Shitburger 

The stuffing of ones fist into their partners ass, pulling it out, and then rubbing ones closed hand all over their loved ones face.
Honey, tell me how this shitburger tastes on your teeth.
Shitburger by Dilles October 15, 2004

Shitburger 

The best food for the best meal of the day
Shitburger by DevilHomer February 10, 2023

flipped a shitburger 

(v.) to act out in an unseemly display of anger and/or insanity.
"When I told Joey I wanted to break up he totally flipped a shitburger and crashed my car into a tree."
flipped a shitburger by Ave. July 14, 2009

Shitbaggery 

Uses: Military(Nautical), Humor
Pronounced: 'Shit-bag-ery'

1.) The act of performing actions that are similar to those of a stereotypical shitbag.

2.) The refined art of evading any and all forms of work to get others bitched at, and maintain a complete lack of usefulness.
1.) "What manner of shitbaggery is this?! You don't put a fucking paperclip into a spaceheater, asshat!"

2.) "You, me friend, are proving to be quite adept in the arts of Shitbaggery. If I didn't know any better, I'd think you've had quite a bit of practice."
Shitbaggery by Tyler Penley April 21, 2006

Shitbadger 

Sky forgot his charger, because he's a total shitbadger
Shitbadger by T Q February 20, 2017
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