shit-n-get

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Adverb: Something or someone who can accelerate or operate at an extremely high rate. Some common objects that can be described as being able to "shit-n-get" are muscle cars, military aircraft, M-60 & M2 .50 cal machine guns, olympic track stars, and Deion Sanders

"Man Jethro I tell ya, Uncle Jesse's hemi sure can shit-n-get"

"Ha ha, charlie thinks he runs fast, but this 50 can shit-n-get

shit-n-get by surfwax January 5, 2008

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Shit-n-run

When someone farts and leaves the room for you all to suffer their stench

Alex:(fart)

Jim:what the hell!

Alex:(runs and closes door)

Jim: don't just shit-n-run!

Shit-n-run by Alsk April 6, 2015

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Shit ‘n’ shake

The art of masturbating while defacating

‘I’m a bit pushed for time this morning so I’m going to have to Shit ‘n’ shake.

Shit ‘n’ shake by Chopper.Mk.52 December 31, 2017

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Shit n' Ditch

Shit n' Ditch is the act of using the restroom at a restaurant, convenience store, drug store etc, and leaving right after you 'do your duty'. It's just meant as a pit stop to relieve yourself, and it often causes awkward stares with the employees working there, who know you're not going to buy anything. Sometimes you can't use a restroom because the facility might have it reserved for customers only. This would be considered an unsuccessful Shit n' Ditch, and you would have to find another place, quickly.

1. "Dude where were you?"
"Sorry, I did a Shit n' Ditch in the Chipotle across the street."
"Oh ok."

2. "Hey is there a restaurant around here? I need to do a quick Shit n' Ditch."

Shit n' Ditch by inalavalamp August 29, 2012

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shit n hit

The act of hitting a loaded bowl or joint whilst releasing your bowels in the toilet.

Mom: You sure were in that bathroom a long time.

Son: Relax mom, I was just shit n hittin'.

shit n hit by chris "hoagie" hoagland January 26, 2009

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shit 'n' run

When a friend or relative arrives at one's place of residence for the sole purpose of dropping a deuce and leaving.

My brother frequently pulls a shit 'n' run at my house during his lunch break.

shit 'n' run by darkkterror December 14, 2008

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Shit-N-Split

The act of catching someone taking a dump and not washing their hands. They go about shaking hands, touching door knobs, using other peoples keyboards, etc.

That guy just did a Shit-N-Split! Then he shook Kevin's hand!

Shit-N-Split by JXV030 January 17, 2008

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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