Shit ‘n’ shake

The art of masturbating while defacating

‘I’m a bit pushed for time this morning so I’m going to have to Shit ‘n’ shake.

by Chopper.Mk.52 December 31, 2017

shitty titty gang bang

An orgy with multiple participants where the men defecate onto the women's breasts before titty fucking them while all singing 'Shitty titty gang bang we love you' in homage to the show 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang'

Its been a good week at work so the office is having a shitty titty gang bang

by Chopper.Mk.52 December 31, 2017

Champion Patty Eater

A person of rather large proportions, most likely as a result of over eating

Have you seen Laura since she’s been working from home? She’s turned into a right champion patty eater

by Chopper.Mk.52 October 30, 2020

Tampon tramping

When a female is away from home and unexpectedly starts her period and thus doesn’t have a tampon on her person - Tampon tramping will involve the aforementioned female searching through the used tampon bin in a public toilet to find a lightly soiled one to use until she gets home or buys a fresh one.

Girl 1 -‘Are you ok Jade?’
Girl 2 -‘Yeah sure, I’ve just come on the on blob and had no tampons, so I’ve been tampon tramping in the pub toilet

by Chopper.Mk.52 December 31, 2017

Poke around the pipe

When toilet paper has little effect on wiping clean and you are then forced to jump in the shower and then with a soaped up finger, poke around the poo shoot to remove all traces of faeces

'That curry went through me and my shit has spread everywhere, I'm going to need to poke around the pipe to clean it all up.'

by Chopper.Mk.52 April 07, 2019