Shirgle 

Semen on a mustache

Person 1: sorry I Shirgled you, I hope it doesn’t ruin your awesome mustache

Person 2: you can make up for it by giving me a Plompy later

Shirgle by Gloopy51 May 30, 2022

Shirtless Bobby 

A shirtless Bobby is a double vodka tonic with limes and is only drank by the coolest most metal shirtless sexy ripped corner dwellers at the bar.

Bartender: What can I get for ya?
Customer: I'll take a Shirtless Bobby.
Bartender: Sure, one lime or 2?

Ex 2::

Person A:: "Dude I got so fucked up on Shirtless Bobbies last night."
Person B:: "oh man, they get ya every time!"

Shirtless Bobby by Shirtless Bobby February 19, 2014

...And don't call me shirley 

Famous line from the comedy movie "Airplane!". Used when someone uses the word "Surely" in their sentence. "Surely" sounds like "Shirley" when spoken, and therefore making sound as though your name is Shirley, or talking to someone called Shirley.

"Surely you can't be serious?"
"I am serious...And don't call me Shirley."

...And don't call me shirley by Sakasaka March 11, 2014

shirtless shit 

When you are taking a shit and are forced to remove your shirt because you are so hot and the poop is just not flowing freely.

Tom: Dude...worst afternoon.

Matt: Whys that dude?

Tom: I had to take a shirtless shit because it just got too intense in there.

shirtless shit by Professor Pod July 9, 2011

Shirley Temple 

1. Known for her golden curls, dimpled smile and bright brown eyes Shirley Temple 1928-2014 (aka Shirley Temple Black) was an American child actress, singer, dancer and US ambassador who appeared in more than 50 motion pictures in her long career as a childstar. She was the number one box office star four years in a row, and is the youngest Oscar winner ever.

2. A type of non alcoholic drink for children typically made with lemon lime soda and grenadine syrup served with a cherry on top.

That kid has real talent, just like Shirley Temple!

Shirley Temple by Deter Dan April 11, 2017

pulling a shirley 

The act of buying something you don't want, but end up purchasing in bulk because it's on sale

"I already have 5 bags of chips in my closet, but I bought 10 more cause there was a 2/$3 sale."
"Dude, that's totally pulling a shirley"

pulling a shirley by quota21 May 8, 2014

Shirtless old man 

You are supposed to post a picture of a shirtless old man as a comment when you have nothing nice to say.

I hit the latest Ted Cruz tweet with a shirtless old man.

Shirtless old man by Holliday Fartcruise May 30, 2020