A giant flying sardine can for people with wind turbines as wings. Also many people have died in them :)

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Most annoying song ever. Good when it first came out but when everyone started putting "can we pretend that airplanes in the nightsky are like shooting stars...I could really use a wish right now", it became annoying as hell.

A cinematic masterpiece; the epitome of comedy. A legendary comedy movie.

Hilarious 1980 movie. After the navigator and both pilots are among multiple people on an airline heading to Chicago from Los Angeles that get sick from some strange foodbourne illness, a doctor and two flight attendants seek the help from everyday man Ted Stryker (the ex-lover of one of the flight attendants) who has trouble just going near a plane since he made what he believed to be a bad move during an airstrike in the Vietnam War.

The movie is known for it's very random humor (i.e. a group of reporters is getting info about the crisis when one of them says "Okay boys, lets get some pictures". They then walk over to a wall with framed photographs of airlines and randomly start taking them down and walking out the door).

When the guy cums in the girl's ass (/cockpit) and then she shoots it out in a spray of diarrhea-ejaculate mixture.

A device that is heavier than air, with wings that are fixed in place, and can fly. Usually accompanied by at least one pilot.

Airplanes are great fun to fly, and like any tool can be used for good or evil.