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smartard 

noun, a person who is smart in some things and retarded in others
a smartard may be very good in school however have no common sense
smartard by Bart Roskoski October 18, 2008

Shareware 

Software downloaded from the internet, or transfered via CD/Floppy disk, that is one or more of the following.

a.) Works for a limited time, then requires payment
b.) Works for a limited time, then becomes Nagware
c.) Works forever, but has limited features from the full-blown version
d.) Works forever, but requests nicely that if you really do like it, it would be Politically Correct for you to purchase it
I downloaded this Shareware App off the 'Net, you can't export to format XYZ, but otherwise it is great.
Shareware by Steve January 5, 2004

Smoretarded 

One who is incapable of either creating or eating a smore without making a complete mess of themselves.

Originally found at www.primakow.net/evan/
It’s just a marshmallow, chocolate, and graham crackers, how are you so smoretarded?
Smoretarded by Trayf February 21, 2009

shreytarded

born in hongkong, retarded to the point where its shreytarded
what a shreytarded person, hes so shreytarded

safetard 

safe•tard -- safetard
noun

1.) A person overly concerned with safety to a ridiculous level.

2.) A person in the gun community who follows more safety rules, than Cooper's traditional four rules, outside of IPSC, USPSA, or IDPA.
Dan: Damn John is such an idiot, he keeps yelling at the guys running back from the line, because he says they're breaking the "180 rule." Doesn't he know that shit is only for non-realistic gun games?

Mike: What a safetard.

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Sally: Why does Kristen have that kid in a life jacket, floaties, and a flotation belt?

Jane: Because she's a safetard.
safetard by Gunguy November 1, 2014
The American Population--otherwise known as sheeple People after being made mentally retarded by their government, become a flock of worthless, brain-dead sheep who have a voracious appetite for watching others become millionaires on Reality TV, drinking poisoned water, breathe in chemicals sprayed into their air, eating genetically altered foods, paying taxes readily so the Elite can buy their country out from under them with their own money, being blinded by the shiny new state quarters, laugh at George Carlin, and then praise and defend the government who has slowly killed them and their country.
The sheetards have allowed the federal reserve to bend them over, and have their way with them, as long as they are allowed to vote for the next American Idol.
sheetards by USADexter January 13, 2009
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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