Sharetard 

A sharetard is someone who doesn't share anything with anyone.

Kristy: "Hey Amy, can i borrow your pencil crayons?"
Amy: "No!"
Kristy: "Amy you're such a sharetard!!!"

Sharetard by kristylynnexo March 31, 2010

smartard 

noun, a person who is smart in some things and retarded in others

a smartard may be very good in school however have no common sense

smartard by Bart Roskoski October 18, 2008

Shareware 

Software downloaded from the internet, or transfered via CD/Floppy disk, that is one or more of the following.

a.) Works for a limited time, then requires payment
b.) Works for a limited time, then becomes Nagware
c.) Works forever, but has limited features from the full-blown version
d.) Works forever, but requests nicely that if you really do like it, it would be Politically Correct for you to purchase it

I downloaded this Shareware App off the 'Net, you can't export to format XYZ, but otherwise it is great.

Shareware by Steve January 5, 2004

Smoretarded 

One who is incapable of either creating or eating a smore without making a complete mess of themselves.

Originally found at www.primakow.net/evan/

It’s just a marshmallow, chocolate, and graham crackers, how are you so smoretarded?

Smoretarded by Trayf February 21, 2009

shreytarded

born in hongkong, retarded to the point where its shreytarded

what a shreytarded person, hes so shreytarded

shreytarded by heheheheheheheheehehehhee April 25, 2022

safetard 

safe•tard -- safetard
noun

1.) A person overly concerned with safety to a ridiculous level.

2.) A person in the gun community who follows more safety rules, than Cooper's traditional four rules, outside of IPSC, USPSA, or IDPA.

Dan: Damn John is such an idiot, he keeps yelling at the guys running back from the line, because he says they're breaking the "180 rule." Doesn't he know that shit is only for non-realistic gun games?

Mike: What a safetard.

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Sally: Why does Kristen have that kid in a life jacket, floaties, and a flotation belt?

Jane: Because she's a safetard.

safetard by Gunguy November 1, 2014

sheetards

The American Population--otherwise known as sheeple People after being made mentally retarded by their government, become a flock of worthless, brain-dead sheep who have a voracious appetite for watching others become millionaires on Reality TV, drinking poisoned water, breathe in chemicals sprayed into their air, eating genetically altered foods, paying taxes readily so the Elite can buy their country out from under them with their own money, being blinded by the shiny new state quarters, laugh at George Carlin, and then praise and defend the government who has slowly killed them and their country.

The sheetards have allowed the federal reserve to bend them over, and have their way with them, as long as they are allowed to vote for the next American Idol.

sheetards by USADexter January 13, 2009