Smoretarded 

One who is incapable of either creating or eating a smore without making a complete mess of themselves.

Originally found at www.primakow.net/evan/

It’s just a marshmallow, chocolate, and graham crackers, how are you so smoretarded?

Smoretarded by Trayf February 21, 2009

Scopetarded 

Slow or limited in intellectual or emotional development or academic progress in regards to a project's scope or reach

They want us to do what!?! That client is scopetarded!

Scopetarded by wenonahthing April 20, 2010

Smartarded 

When somebody uses intelligence in a profoundly stupid way.

:: Smartarded ::
John wrote a brilliant computer virus that crashed tens of thousands of computers... and he wrote his name on it...

Kelly's genius security system was flawless - it was then she realized she locked himself out.

Bob knew his last 30 years were well spent, the fruits of his labor were at last complete. His army of robotic carebears waged war against humanity.

Smartarded by Eric C Carberry August 30, 2006

stonetarded 

someone that has smoked so much marijuana that they are beyond the point of being stoned that they are resembling a person who has down syndrome

t-bain: we were stonetarded, we played mario for 5 hours

t-pleasure: damn wish i could have been here

stonetarded by t-pleasure January 20, 2009

subretarded 

someone with about half the mental power of a person with down syndrome, someone that can't see their stupidity when it's pointed out to them, a dim bulb in slow motion, a mental midget

you're either subretarded or a weak troll, I can't tell yet...

subretarded by TheQuips May 15, 2016

smoketarded 

1. adj. having smoked so much weed that even while not high you act retarded/high.

see also smoketard

Oh man, you're so smoketarded. When was the last time you got high?

smoketarded by brio May 28, 2006

Smartarded 

A person who has great knowledge of useless information

That skiNderella is so fucking smartarded, but she will never win the presidential election

Smartarded by HRM SMK April 1, 2008