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Threetard 

The useless person who sits in seat three in a eight for rowing.
What does threetard even do?
Nothing, they're just the extra body to make eight.
Threetard by Rowing August 28, 2012
Related Words

Thastard 

Derived from bastard, an aggressive word used in parts of Liverpool as in insult.
I fucking hate Jeremy Clarkson, he's a Thastard.
Thastard by BobbyRinse November 28, 2018

Tretardation 

The diagnosis of being tretarded; a twit; someone who tries too hard.
That Peter sure has tretardation!
Tretardation by Vodevil_666 September 17, 2018

Threetard 

A person who needs at least three promotions just to be considered stupid.
I can't believe you would do something like that! You are such a threetard!
Threetard by 2Q+2Q=4Q November 25, 2020

Tiretarded 

A slow, or even impaired mental state caused by being overly tired.
Jess, wasn't that your exit?

Oh no, i'm tiretarded.
Tiretarded by Stin42 October 31, 2007

Tardtard 

One whose mental deficiency manifests itself as a compulsion to create compound neologisms of the form:

(random derogatory slang term)+("tard.")

In addition to an inability to control this behaviour, the typical tardtard also lives under the delusion that they are being quite witty and/or original.

Unfortunately, the game was won long ago by the brilliant inventor of the original- that venerable old standby; "fucktard."

Nothing since has ever come close, and it is surely not for lack of effort. But every tardtard believes that they will someday coin the next "fucktard," and bask in the immortal glory.

The tardtard is most commonly encountered on Urban Dictionary itself, and is second most common in junior high.
-Ok, get off the 'puter, I gotsta type my paper already. ...And what have you been DOING on there all this time, wanking to WoW replays?

- Pfft! FYI, I have just defined dweebtard, faptard, knobtard, mingetard, mongtard, rofltard, and scrotard- and until you interrupted me, I was...

-Double-u slash e, tardtard.

-I'm not a "tardtard"... you... bitchtarded... dorktard!
Tardtard by tardtardtard January 12, 2008