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safetard 

safe•tard -- safetard
noun

1.) A person overly concerned with safety to a ridiculous level.

2.) A person in the gun community who follows more safety rules, than Cooper's traditional four rules, outside of IPSC, USPSA, or IDPA.
Dan: Damn John is such an idiot, he keeps yelling at the guys running back from the line, because he says they're breaking the "180 rule." Doesn't he know that shit is only for non-realistic gun games?

Mike: What a safetard.

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Sally: Why does Kristen have that kid in a life jacket, floaties, and a flotation belt?

Jane: Because she's a safetard.
safetard by Gunguy November 1, 2014
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safetard 

Someone who likes to slow down child safeguarding services by making false accusations.
Some bitchass safetards cried wolf about their enemy to a child safeguarding service which is now safetarding its way through their false accusations.
I hate safetards because every time they cry wolf they steal credibility from genuine victims.
Those safetards have wasted a lot of valuable time and deserve a kick in the fucking teeth.
safetard by Dontcallmemaddog September 17, 2018
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Sametards 

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SafeTGard twat 

The one person who walks into the bathroom that is a total germophobe about toilet seats. So to subdue their fears, they use "SafeTGard" toilet seat covers, often leaving them there when they're done for the pending shitter to have to sweep off the toilet seat.
Husband walking out of the bathroom:

Wife: "Hey honey, did you have a nice shit?"

Husband: "Well, I would have if those damn SafeTGard twats would learn to clean up after themselves."
SafeTGard twat by IsraelHands09 October 1, 2010
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