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Some kid tried to make me eat a crayon when I was in like 3rd grade. I knew better than that, so I went and drank some gasoline! :)
Crayons by Not Zane September 21, 2004
A term used by Ali Baker & Kumail Nanjiani, hosts of the Indoor Kids Podcast, to describe an event or situation that is mind-blowingly awesome.
Gamer #1 - Dude, did you see the Skyrim playthrough at E3?!?

Gamer #2 - Yeah, that shit was crayons!
Crayons by Electric Mussolini August 4, 2011
a slang term referring to marijuana
crayons by DarkneZ November 17, 2003
Droppin' crayons
crayons by Rubes October 25, 2003
a sex position involving 5 women and one man
the man does a hand stand and all the girls piss on him through water balloons /stab him in his balls, and then perform the rainbow kiss with a dog, and hunting down a bear and peeing on it while licking its fur til it comes off.

it originated in south east gewghdisgidsahngikdihbihsagbBURG
and has spread worldwide
"yo lets crayons"
"feel it"
"dildo"
"penis"
Crayons are Riley's favorite thing to say. Crayons are made of wax and are colored to create a beautiful mark when you press down on paper. People pronounce it cray-ons or crans. Plural for crayon.
Can you get me the crayons please?
I colored this picture with crayons.
Crayons by PenguinDoodleDude February 13, 2019