Shardcard

A type of currency amongst users of illicit and ilegal drugs word is believed to have originated from Australian cashed up bogans as a swap or trade of services or goods in exchange for methamphetamine

Hey can i pay u by shardcard? Will you accept payment in drugs?

Hey i have this watch, brand new just pinched from elderly couple. Will accept shardcard as payment. Swapping drugs for goods

by Ratbagrell June 28, 2015

Sharttard

The act of farting but accidentally crapping ones pants in a retarded fashion.
One who resembles the stains in a retarded persons underpants.

Dennis is a sharttard.

by crumb5336 May 5, 2009

shartard

A person who sharts too often, thus arousing intense displeasure among the general public.

Did you just hear that? He's a shartard.

by lit_af March 2, 2017

Shard Card

When you are on the recieving end of a correctional facility, patiently waiting for a shard card to arrive caked in methamphetamine

Damn Cody, I cant wait to get completely noli'd off this shard card. Reco-jedor

by WhouDeeny September 24, 2018

SHARDVARK

Any person who spends hours searching the carpet for shards of dope (ice or crack) that might have been spilled there.

From Aardvark, the creature with the long snout that it uses to root around for ants.

Did you see old girl on her hands and knees on the floor all night after dude mentioned that he spilled a gram last week? What a shardvark!

by thekattywumpus October 24, 2011

shardtarded

when someone does so much meth that they are retarded

dustin is such a shardtard. i was all shardtarded last weekend

by Lanarson June 26, 2009

SharDaCar

Famous youtuber and racing legend

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by SlidySlipinSlide June 8, 2021