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A type of currency amongst users of illicit and ilegal drugs word is believed to have originated from Australian cashed up bogans as a swap or trade of services or goods in exchange for methamphetamine

Hey can i pay u by shardcard? Will you accept payment in drugs?

Hey i have this watch, brand new just pinched from elderly couple. Will accept shardcard as payment. Swapping drugs for goods

Shardcard by Ratbagrell June 28, 2015

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Sharttard

The act of farting but accidentally crapping ones pants in a retarded fashion.
One who resembles the stains in a retarded persons underpants.

Dennis is a sharttard.

Sharttard by crumb5336 May 5, 2009

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shartard

A person who sharts too often, thus arousing intense displeasure among the general public.

Did you just hear that? He's a shartard.

shartard by lit_af March 2, 2017

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Shard Card

When you are on the recieving end of a correctional facility, patiently waiting for a shard card to arrive caked in methamphetamine

Damn Cody, I cant wait to get completely noli'd off this shard card. Reco-jedor

Shard Card by WhouDeeny September 24, 2018

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SHARDVARK

Any person who spends hours searching the carpet for shards of dope (ice or crack) that might have been spilled there.

From Aardvark, the creature with the long snout that it uses to root around for ants.

Did you see old girl on her hands and knees on the floor all night after dude mentioned that he spilled a gram last week? What a shardvark!

SHARDVARK by thekattywumpus October 24, 2011

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shardtarded

when someone does so much meth that they are retarded

dustin is such a shardtard. i was all shardtarded last weekend

shardtarded by Lanarson June 26, 2009

SharDaCar

Famous youtuber and racing legend

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SharDaCar by SlidySlipinSlide June 8, 2021

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doorwall

A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.

"Bob! John's gonna bring over them doorwalls from Wallsides on Tuesdee afternoon 'round two-thirty. Get 'er done!"

doorwall by MaxSeven October 26, 2011

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Cracked

Internet gaming term used for people who are insanely good at something.

Teammate wipes out the entire enemy team.
You: Holy shit, he's fucking cracked!

Cracked by Hwangje Hien April 22, 2020

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WhimZ

Gen Z whimsy

Millennial optimism may be gone, but Gen Z whimsy (WhimZ) is in.

WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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