Shales

Generally a pretty girl, unique in her own ways. She has her moments! Love sharing with others, friendly, forgive but doesn't forget, smart, playful, and different from other girls

You need a Shales in your life

Shales by Shales January 17, 2015

aaron shales 

A swing in &Juliet

One of the best people ever to exist
Always looking incredible

omg aaron shales is so stunning

aaron shales by xoxanonymoussssxo April 25, 2022

50 shades of nay 

50 shades of nay — the kink of becoming sexually aroused when refused or humiliated.

This kink was introduced to the world by Kevin McCarthy when he left the floor of the house after a historic 11 losses attempting to become the Speaker of the House.

“I feel good”, he said as he left the floor after being publicly humiliated yet again.

“50 shades of nay is my kink; whenever I’m rejected, I orgasm and ejaculate, said Kevin McCarthy explaining the stains on his pants to his political aids.

50 shades of nay by Mind Hunter the Profiler January 6, 2023

Shalashaska Shinkawa

Don't say it out loud, it will make your furniture start floating

"Hey dude please don't make my furniture float"
"Shalashaska Shinkawa"
"noooooooooo"

Shalashaska Shinkawa by Bromnk July 2, 2019

Daddy sales

A black guy who is very autistic and think he’s badass but really not because deep down he has a very small penis and his head is so fucking shiny it makes up for 30% of his body fat.

Dude do you know daddy sales.
Ya he is a very autistic person with a small dick.

Daddy sales by Sprite cranberry69 November 14, 2019

50 shades of brown 

Rusty acts of bdsm

That chick that works in accounting supposedly is way into 50 shades of brown and prefers her kinks to be rust inspired.

50 shades of brown by sbp1029 November 5, 2013

Garbage Shakes 

Yummy frothy milkshakes containing donuts, pies, candy bars, fudge and other soy/high fructose corn syrup products to be consumed for celebratory purposes.

Sam: "We're having garbage shakes tonight for my birthday."
Jake: "I'll grab some brownies for the shake!"

Garbage Shakes by officialmoomimsfanaccount April 6, 2021