Sh-lit 

When you are getting lit but not having fun

Dude I'm sh-lit right now my ex really got me fucked up.

Man this party is sh-lit let's go.

Sh-lit by Partylight August 16, 2018

shlitring 

When your anus is loose and leaks anal juices down your legs. Mainly feces or bloody diarrhea. You should not leave the toilet during this time, otherwise it will result in mass critisizm and stench throughout your life.

Excuse me teacher, I have shlitring today. May I be excused for many hours.

shlitring by Leynic March 6, 2008

shlitz 

Splitting your pants as you shit them.

I bent over and got so scared that I shlitz my pants.

shlitz by MistahTom August 23, 2005

shlittle 

1.opposite of a shlong
2.a small penis

McRae has a shlittle and is sexaphobic.

shlittle by Eric Rosenkranz January 5, 2004

the shlits 

a form of diarrea, commonly caused from either eating the worng food or by eating/drinking a laxative.

on thursday luke owen had the shlits!

the shlits by josh May 7, 2005

shlit 

Portmanteau of "shit", "is/was", and "lit".

Person A: Ay bruh, how's the club?

Person B: Shlit as hell, come through fam.

shlit by Swiftsound November 19, 2016

shlitzed

a hybrid of being shitfaced and blitzed

"That kid was so shlitzed he jumped out of the moving car because they were passing Taco Bell."

shlitzed by fuegotangerine October 6, 2009