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An adjective describing something as the sloppiest form of shit.

A state of being in which one feels worse than shit.

A bad or mean thing to do.
After that wet burrito I left the toilet all shlitty!

12 shots and 12 hours later I was all hungover and shlitty.

Running over that cat was pretty shlitty man!
shlitty by Bob Johnson April 6, 2004

Shlitty-Dukakis'ed 

A synonym for shitfaced. Can be used to describe a crazy night out with the bros.
"Bro I had way too much to drink last night, I was shlitty-dukakis'ed"

shittymorph 

Shittymorph is a famous user on Reddit. He is widely known for his clever comments in which he will type out a paragraph - on the subject at hand - and poetically mislead/bamboozle the readers. It is said that he started doing this in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.
Damn it! u/shittymorph is bamboozling me in UD now, too!
shittymorph by vynepa February 11, 2019

Shitty Salmon 

A manmade cologne created by kjsmoothh. It’s mixed with a concoction of flavors and smells like shit.
Random guy: This cologne smells like someone took a shit!
Kjsmoothh: i just sprayed you with shitty salmon, sir.
Shitty Salmon by Zesteas December 6, 2021

Shitty Hair

If you are deeply in love with someone you call them “Shitty Hair” nobody needs to know you like them and their stupid spiky red hair, not even you.
Person #1: hey Bakubro!
Person #2: hey Shitty Hair...

Poopy Shitty Bum Bum 

An Adjective meaning a dirty asshole filled with fecal matter and outrageous amounts of chunky poop.