Shlitty

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The feeling of being so shmacked and fucked up that you are both feeling shitty & lit

"That stizzy and 4 loko got me feeling shlitty right now."
"I feel fucken shlitty right now."

Shlitty by Polyutherane__ May 22, 2022

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shlitty

An adjective describing something as the sloppiest form of shit.

A state of being in which one feels worse than shit.

A bad or mean thing to do.

After that wet burrito I left the toilet all shlitty!

12 shots and 12 hours later I was all hungover and shlitty.

Running over that cat was pretty shlitty man!

shlitty by Bob Johnson April 6, 2004

Shlitty-Dukakis'ed

A synonym for shitfaced. Can be used to describe a crazy night out with the bros.

"Bro I had way too much to drink last night, I was shlitty-dukakis'ed"

Shlitty-Dukakis'ed by james4lenza April 23, 2019

shittymorph

Shittymorph is a famous user on Reddit. He is widely known for his clever comments in which he will type out a paragraph - on the subject at hand - and poetically mislead/bamboozle the readers. It is said that he started doing this in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

Damn it! u/shittymorph is bamboozling me in UD now, too!

shittymorph by vynepa February 11, 2019

Shitty Salmon

A manmade cologne created by kjsmoothh. It’s mixed with a concoction of flavors and smells like shit.

Random guy: This cologne smells like someone took a shit!
Kjsmoothh: i just sprayed you with shitty salmon, sir.

Shitty Salmon by Zesteas December 6, 2021

Shitty Hair

If you are deeply in love with someone you call them “Shitty Hair” nobody needs to know you like them and their stupid spiky red hair, not even you.

Person #1: hey Bakubro!
Person #2: hey Shitty Hair...

Shitty Hair by I listen to girl in red uwu August 10, 2020

Poopy Shitty Bum Bum

An Adjective meaning a dirty asshole filled with fecal matter and outrageous amounts of chunky poop.

Sarah has a poopy shitty bum bum.

Poopy Shitty Bum Bum by Mr.Cool Kat February 7, 2012

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026