Shlits

A most extreme case of "the Shits."
To be shitting uncontrolably.

-My belly hurts, I think I have the Shlits!
-I'm not eating that, that stuff gives me the Shlits!

by Chad December 11, 2004

the shlits

a form of diarrea, commonly caused from either eating the worng food or by eating/drinking a laxative.

on thursday luke owen had the shlits!

by josh May 7, 2005

shlit

Portmanteau of "shit", "is/was", and "lit".

Person A: Ay bruh, how's the club?

Person B: Shlit as hell, come through fam.

by Swiftsound November 19, 2016

Shlit

A Slut who likes ass sex.

This word is a combonation between Slut and Shit Bag. (I made the word up and my cool friend made up the definition and my other two cool friends...they make my life. I LOVE MY FRIENDS)

Shlits stand on street corners and like to have ass sex.

by Shmieg December 12, 2008

Shlit

shit; a way to not say shit but still say shit

SHLIT! Forgot my keys in the house.

by rawr625 November 10, 2014

Shlit

A state of perfect intoxication, that comes around ounce every 12 moons. When you get so belligerently drunk, that you have the night of your life, constantly need 1-3 people accompanying you when you want to move, yet never feel like vomiting. This word is derived from two other English words: Shitfaced , and Lit , combining the words, and their definitions.

You on your birthday: "Man, I got so Shlit last night; the boys surprised me with a kegger on top of the towns water tower. I met Neil Patrick Harris, drank an entire keg, fell off the water tower, and then I woke up with the triplets from my Psych class"

Your bro: "Yep, that's pretty Shlit".

by Cow-Town July 23, 2016

Shlit

When you deficate into the small hole on a coffee lid without spilling the coffee.

Builders use this for working on site.

“ do you even shlit bro?”

by Mickymud97 April 11, 2022