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Hellacopter

The process of swinging your dick around in circles making it appear as a helicopter to those watching.
The ladies were impressed by the speed of my hellacopters blade
by josh November 20, 2003
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shitty mummy

The technique of rolling toilet paper many times around hand before ass wiping commences.
where did all of the shit paper go>????
oh, must have been the curse of the shitty mummy.

see also, Shitmitt.
by Josh February 8, 2005
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gerp

Wee look at mee im swimming in gerp
by Josh May 11, 2003
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Sitka

Sitka is the former capital of Alaska and the place where a sly fox of a man named Seward basically stole the afformentioned Gloryland from the Russians. The capital has now been moved to Juneau, but Sitka remains a Mecca to tourists and kelp alike. Perhaps it's the intense level of beauty, perhaps its the intense shoddiness of everywhere else in the world; something sets Sitka apart.
(Perhaps it's the ocean...)

According to rock music legend Bono, the word "Sitka" is thought to have been derived from an almost unintelligable line of lyrics in a popular Depeche Mode song. However, the origin of "Sitka" as word is still under hot debate, most citizens of the contiguous US believe it comes from the sound trees make when they explode during a spring thaw. Still others argue that is actually from the Alaska Native phrase, Shee-Atika.
"Sitka IS the capital of nothing, but Juneau sucks ass through a straw, so I guess that makes it even."
by Josh November 7, 2004
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Crit

To have relations with a friends girlfriend.
"Hey man, lemmie crit yo shit"
by Josh April 8, 2004
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poonanist

a person who reeks of rotten pussy or a odd breed of ass
Trent Flemings is the perfect example
"Damn you poonanist.Shower"
"I did this morning"
"Damn!"
by josh February 7, 2003
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ish

that sucks ish, yo.
by josh March 17, 2003
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