Chawnk

to stick your penis in some bitches ear

After a long drunken night...the girl said she thought she had an ear infection, when in reality she was involved in some hardcore chawnking the night brefore.

by josh December 15, 2004

software

Computer wise, it is ran off of the hard drive as a program.

Best Buy has a better selection of software than Circuit City does.

by Josh January 30, 2004

Serbism

The act of shoving a dagger, or tongue dagger, into a male's anal cavity.

John shoved his dagger into Dan's ass, it is now named serbism by the mass groups.

by josh March 13, 2005

turnip king

the turnip king was a tyrant. he lived in a castle made of dirt and ruled over all the vegetables. one day the farmer came and took the turnip king. the turnip king said "you can not eat me. i am the turnip king" but the farmer did not listen and he made the turnip king into soup. the vegetables stormed the castle and took the turnip queen, the turnip taughter, and the bastard son and left them out for the rabbits. the vegetables were then ruled by an elected potato.

i just gave one

by josh March 26, 2004

buggerd

someone who has a weird flaw in there personality or speech,

that chick is buggerd

by Josh December 06, 2004

larnish

when your penis sucks inside your body and brings an item with it.

your penis sucks in and so does a trumpet

by josh September 22, 2004

turtle

What happens to a guy when it is cold out side. also known as tutling

It was cold and ure penis was small, it turtled

by Josh February 17, 2005