Definitions by Leynic

shlitring 

When your anus is loose and leaks anal juices down your legs. Mainly feces or bloody diarrhea. You should not leave the toilet during this time, otherwise it will result in mass critisizm and stench throughout your life.

Excuse me teacher, I have shlitring today. May I be excused for many hours.

shlitring by Leynic March 6, 2008