shlitzed

a hybrid of being shitfaced and blitzed

"That kid was so shlitzed he jumped out of the moving car because they were passing Taco Bell."

shlitzed by fuegotangerine October 6, 2009

schlitzed 

Drunk on cheap beer, such as Schlitz.

Your mom and I got schlitzed last night at my place.

schlitzed by Anomaly July 12, 2005

shitzedoodles

Shitzedoodles is a mild type of swearing. Can be used in communities online without getting censored.

Oh shitzedoodles!

shitzedoodles by funkymarchmellows December 10, 2016

schlitzed 

To get wasted (drunk, or pissed if you're from England).

I don't know how I woke up in a rubbish bin, I must have been totally schlitzed last night.

schlitzed by Chris August 28, 2003

shlizzed 

In simple terms, drunk. This would be the point beyond being simply buzzed or tipsy, but not to the point of blacking out and/or throwing up.

This weekend was amazing, though I was so shlizzed that I don't remember most of it.

shlizzed by VooDooXII February 8, 2007

shlitzen

To commit an act of stupidity and are refretful about it, To fuck her right in the pussy

Steve: Hey bill did you bone that red head last night?
Bill: Nah you boned her haha I boned the blondie ya cock knocker!
Steve: Aw Shlitzen must of been too von mingled to remember.

shlitzen by Shlitzen-Himon June 27, 2016

Schlitzed 

When you drink too much beer and then later poop your pants.

I got drunk last night on beer and Schlitzed my pants after I passed out.

Don't drink that nasty beer - you'll Schlitz yer pants!

That zombie smells like he Schlitzed his pants.

Schlitzed by I am Achmed. April 10, 2013