shlitzed

a hybrid of being shitfaced and blitzed
"That kid was so shlitzed he jumped out of the moving car because they were passing Taco Bell."
by fuegotangerine October 06, 2009
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shlitz

Splitting your pants as you shit them.
I bent over and got so scared that I shlitz my pants.
by MistahTom July 26, 2005
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shlitz

A very shitty beer
Nigga, why da fuck you be drinking dat shlitz shit
by Anonymous September 15, 2003
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