MistahTom's definitions

Circuit Bazaar

A Circuit City that is overrun with Indian people asking questions about rebates and sales.

Indian man - Excuse me do you work here?

CC Associate (in a red CC shirt) - No, I'm just employed here. They don't pay me enough to work.

by Mistahtom September 5, 2005

Ambicestuous

Someone who is willing to go both ways with their family members i.e. have sex with mom and/or dad.

Bryan screwed his mom, dad, sister and brother. That makes him ambicestuous.

by MistahTom September 6, 2005

cabin fever

Spending too much time in the cabin of a ship and getting sick of your mates in the process.

Scurvy Bill The Wej, Cap'n Knappy and Cap'n Kike all got cabin fever from too much time on the Jolly Roger

by mistahtom November 22, 2005

you poke it you own it

A reference to a Budweiser commercial where an overloaded table server sticks a free finger in a bottle of Budweiser in order to serve one more item.

Its now some type of "Man Law"

Bob: Hey Bryan, are you gonna eat that ::sticks his finger in Bryan's food::

Bryan: You poke it you own it.

by mistahtom May 23, 2006

Loomer

An extremely long and skinny french-fry. Like one that is over 7 inches.

Damn that french-fry is HUGE! Its a loomer!

by MistahTom September 27, 2005

The Football

The Presidential briefcase that contains launch codes to launch nuclear missiles. It travels with him anywhere he goes allowing him to start a nuclear war from anywhere at anytime.

The President can launch a nuclear missile from anywhere using "The Football"

by Mistahtom January 13, 2006

Portuguese Omlet

Its when a woman puts her legs behind her head and the man cracks an egg in a bowl with chopped up ham and chives and cheese, mixes it up and pours it into her ass. Then she squats over a hot griddle and shits the mix onto the griddle. The man cooks the mixture and eats it.

Dick and Jane made a Portuguese Omlet

by Mistahtom September 6, 2005