MistahTom's definitions

Foxcatcher five

An amateur wrestling move created by multi-millionaire turned criminal John du Pont. It is executed in the down position by grabbing your opponents balls from behind.

John du Pont is a crazy mo fo who created the Foxcatcher Five.

by MistahTom December 10, 2005

shlitz

Splitting your pants as you shit them.

I bent over and got so scared that I shlitz my pants.

by MistahTom August 23, 2005

merry-go-round

When 1 guy fucks a guy in the ass, and then that guy fucks another guy in the ass and on and on until the last guy is back around fucking the 1st guy in the ass until they are all connected like a circle.

Bob, Robert, Bill, William, and Billiam made a merry-go-round.

by MistahTom December 12, 2005

cabin fever

Spending too much time in the cabin of a ship and getting sick of your mates in the process.

Scurvy Bill The Wej, Cap'n Knappy and Cap'n Kike all got cabin fever from too much time on the Jolly Roger

by mistahtom November 22, 2005

Bite the Bullshit

Jumping through the hoops by putting up with bullshit.

Manager guy: I got a VP position at Wal-mart because I did a presentation on how the company is good for communities.

Man: I had to write a paper on feminism to pass my women's study class and graduate

Sometimes you've just gotta bite the bullshit

by Mistahtom December 23, 2005

Loomer

An extremely long and skinny french-fry. Like one that is over 7 inches.

Damn that french-fry is HUGE! Its a loomer!

by MistahTom September 27, 2005

Portuguese Omlet

Its when a woman puts her legs behind her head and the man cracks an egg in a bowl with chopped up ham and chives and cheese, mixes it up and pours it into her ass. Then she squats over a hot griddle and shits the mix onto the griddle. The man cooks the mixture and eats it.

Dick and Jane made a Portuguese Omlet

by Mistahtom September 6, 2005