krelm

The dried product on the top of a squeeze bottle or any type of product dispensing container. Ketchup, hair gel, tooth paste, ointment, shave cream....you name it.

The krelm almost entirely useless and is nasty.

by MistahTom April 06, 2006

drugstore cowboy

A poseur cowboy. One who dresses up as a cowboy to do non-cowboy activities

Todd only dresses up as a cowboy when he goes clubbing. He is a drugstore cowboy.

by MistahTom August 28, 2005

The Football

The Presidential briefcase that contains launch codes to launch nuclear missiles. It travels with him anywhere he goes allowing him to start a nuclear war from anywhere at anytime.

The President can launch a nuclear missile from anywhere using "The Football"

by Mistahtom January 13, 2006

Portuguese Omlet

Its when a woman puts her legs behind her head and the man cracks an egg in a bowl with chopped up ham and chives and cheese, mixes it up and pours it into her ass. Then she squats over a hot griddle and shits the mix onto the griddle. The man cooks the mixture and eats it.

Dick and Jane made a Portuguese Omlet

by Mistahtom September 06, 2005

naked

Original definition
(1) To be without clothing

Slang definition
(2) When you have all things of value taken from you in a hold up.

(1) I like to see girls naked

(2) Robber - Get naked foo'
Robbee - Ok, ok just don't call me a Racist

by MistahTom November 06, 2005

Loomer

An extremely long and skinny french-fry. Like one that is over 7 inches.

Damn that french-fry is HUGE! Its a loomer!

by MistahTom September 27, 2005

cabin fever

Spending too much time in the cabin of a ship and getting sick of your mates in the process.

Scurvy Bill The Wej, Cap'n Knappy and Cap'n Kike all got cabin fever from too much time on the Jolly Roger

by mistahtom November 22, 2005