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Scumbledore 

To be total Scum, To be leader of all scum
Jake was a scumbledore when he pushed Jack down the stairs.
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The form of erratic locomotion used by scumbags, especially the of severely drug-addled sort. Portmanteau of scum and stumble.
1: Look at that loser scumble.
2: There sure are a lot of homeless people scumbling around this part of town.
Scumble by Russ131313 July 28, 2017

Scrummbled

To be discombobulated, in a state of physical, psychological, fiscal or existential turmoil.

Common causes of someone being scrummbled include: women, narcotics, alcohol, divorce (see women).
Frank: Alright Tony, did you hear back from that bird?

Tony: Nah man, I'm heavy scrummbled about it by the way.

Tony: You been on that Chaplin again Franco?
Frank: Aye mate, woke up this morning feeling like a pure Scrummbelina.

Tony: Have you heard anything from Shannon about seeing the bairns?
Frank: Fuck all man, feel sae scrummbled - She's turned the weans against us.
Scrummbled by ChePalle February 8, 2021

scumbled eggs 

when you ejaculate, or cum in someones eggs, usually done for a gay partner after a night of fun and much "swallowing", the meal is called scumbled eggs, a play on scrambled eggs
Jimmy: What do you want for breakfast cutie pootie
Billy: I don't know sex-kitten how about some eggs
Jimmy: ok, ill add something special how about some scumbled eggs?
scumbled eggs by Spenser C January 31, 2009
People who get aroused by the scum on urinal toilet plumbing fixtures.
It is gross, but he is a scumble.
Scumble by All Bets Hedged February 11, 2021

Scumbledore 

To be Scum; To be part of the scum family
Tyler: your dumb bro

John: Your a Scumbledore

Tyler: <Commits Suicide>
Scumbledore by johny4732 December 11, 2011