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An old fashioned dildo used in Ancient Greece that was made of wood; they went out of style due to women vigorously giving themselves splinters. However, they are microwave and dish washer safe, a yander is well renowned for being the age old version and origin of female masturbation.
Greek man 1: "I bet your great great great great grandma used her yander all the time!"
Greek man 2: " I hope not, she would probably get a ton of driftwood!"
Yander by Yander123 September 4, 2017
A guy that is very athletic. It means โ€œGod of the peopleโ€.He usually is tall, strong and very careful for his friends, girlfriends and family. The person is smart, cute, loving and attractive. He is also very independant and can make very good friends. He is the dream of every girl.
Girl1: I wish I had a boyfriend like Yander.
Girl2: Donโ€™t worry youโ€™ll get an amazing person like yander.
Yander by Jimmy659 October 18, 2018
A multidimensional being, saviour of the all, matrix hacker, bonded with the feminine life force energy light of paradise
Yander will save us all from the matrix.

Yander-Friend 

A person whoโ€™s eager to murder someone or something, yes, literally an object, or someone that hurt their best friend
โ€œThis is my Yander-Friend - โ€ฆ. Youโ€™ll get what it means if you hurt me ๐Ÿ˜„โ€

๐™๐™๐™š ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ญ๐™ฉ ๐™™๐™–๐™ฎ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™ฅ๐™š๐™ง๐™จ๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™–๐™ฉ ๐™๐™ช๐™ง๐™ฉ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š๐™ข ๐™ฌ๐™–๐™จ ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ซ๐™š๐™ง ๐™›๐™ค๐™ช๐™ฃ๐™™...

*word not made by me, it was by my friend.โ€
Yander-Friend by Sketch(y) July 11, 2021

Yandelled 

1 : to deceive through stating unintentional falsehoods as fact with the utmost conviction and vigor, but then subsequently reverse all statements with absolutely no recollection of making the original statement
Bobby, remember yesterday you explained in great detail on how to fill out that form, but now you are saying that the form isnโ€™t required? Why are you shaking your head no? I think you just yandelled me.
Yandelled by RAWAPS August 29, 2018
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