Scumble

The form of erratic locomotion used by scumbags, especially the of severely drug-addled sort. Portmanteau of scum and stumble.

1: Look at that loser scumble.
2: There sure are a lot of homeless people scumbling around this part of town.

by Russ131313 July 28, 2017

Scumble

People who get aroused by the scum on urinal toilet plumbing fixtures.

It is gross, but he is a scumble.

by All Bets Hedged February 11, 2021

Scumble

Scottish mumble. The unintelligible dialect of a Scottish person who, tragically, also mumbles.

Could you understand a word he just said?
No, it was all just scumble to me.

by El Domino January 16, 2014

Scumbly

everything as powerful as fuck and normally used as a pleasure word. Also mean tasty or delightful

This sandwich is very scumbly

by Jeff drunk quotes July 14, 2022

scumble

Scum + crumble. Scumbles are gross (unknown) crumbs of goo. Unlike a cookie crumb, which isn't disgusting.

"Ewww, be careful, there's a scumble right there ..."

by Lori Lowling-Kwiat April 06, 2006

scumble

The words fumble and scramble together ... Only happens in football (or Pro Evo) when somebody 'fumbles' the ball in the box and when there is a 'scramble' for the ball so a scumble is formed

Oisin: Shit the keeper dropped the ball
Cian:Come on get the ball
** Defender Clears Ball **
Oisin: Wat a Scumble
Cian: Got lucky ya cunt

by Oisinmc14 September 24, 2007

scumbled eggs

when you ejaculate, or cum in someones eggs, usually done for a gay partner after a night of fun and much "swallowing", the meal is called scumbled eggs, a play on scrambled eggs

Jimmy: What do you want for breakfast cutie pootie
Billy: I don't know sex-kitten how about some eggs
Jimmy: ok, ill add something special how about some scumbled eggs?

by Spenser C February 01, 2009