Scrummbled

To be discombobulated, in a state of physical, psychological, fiscal or existential turmoil.

Common causes of someone being scrummbled include: women, narcotics, alcohol, divorce (see women).

Frank: Alright Tony, did you hear back from that bird?

Tony: Nah man, I'm heavy scrummbled about it by the way.

Tony: You been on that Chaplin again Franco?
Frank: Aye mate, woke up this morning feeling like a pure Scrummbelina.

Tony: Have you heard anything from Shannon about seeing the bairns?
Frank: Fuck all man, feel sae scrummbled - She's turned the weans against us.

Scrummbled by ChePalle February 8, 2021

scrummbled

to misplace; to loose

Jackie scrummbled her pen when she threw it at Eva.

scrummbled by lelx3000 February 21, 2011

scrummbled

to misplace; to loose

Jackie scrummbled her pen when she dropped it next to Eva.

scrummbled by getchaheadinthegameHSM February 21, 2011

Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs

Scramble eggs with chunks of cheddar cheese and onions. While eggs are still cooking, mix in hash browns. Serve with ketchup and a side of pork roll.

Diner Waitress: What can I get you before you head down the shore, hun?

Diner Customer: Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs, please.

Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs by Bruce Bo December 8, 2019

Scrombled 

Scrombling is the severe action of beckoning inconsistent developments in the area of the mind. Side effects of being scrombled are: Experience of dust, vast energies, insight into the illusory nature of self, big jug hot cheese, satellites crashing into your house killing you instantly, and entities in your room at night.

Ow oof my absolute head - i think i've been scrombled !

Scrombled by Shrimpus October 11, 2018

Scumbledore 

To be total Scum, To be leader of all scum

Jake was a scumbledore when he pushed Jack down the stairs.

Scumbledore by pseudonym the pickle July 27, 2011

scrambled beg on toast 

when someone is attention seeking on social media

Omg her picture of in hostpital is so scrambled beg on toast

scrambled beg on toast by MitchellR457 June 18, 2017