Scrotography

Noun. The stealthy art of "hanging out" in the background for all your buddy's wedding pictures in such a way as to ensure his wife will never speak to you again. At least the wedding album won't be boring.

The photographic mementos of Martha's special day were forever ruined by her husband's asshole college pal, Willy, in yet another tragic case of ambush scrotography.

by nabbott June 2, 2009

scrotography

the art of politicians shooting, then emailing their privates to their constituents.

Several women had a private showing of scrotography by Rep. Weiner last week.

by gbcleve December 7, 2011

Scrotograph

The male act of having picture taken with his Scrotum sac hanging out of his pants.

Also the act of shaming an intoxicated person using afforementioned method. Usually laying the scrotum on the forehead of that person.

"Anyone who can't handle thier liquor in this frat will be scrotographed and shamed."

"Bob is passed out again, and we are out of markers, shall we scrotograph him?"

by Grizzly October 7, 2004

Scrotographer

Someone who persists in taking so many ridiculous candid photos for their FB page that only a kick in the nads will stop them.

Jed: Little Lexi's bowling party seems to be going well!
Zed: Yes, except for that guy taking all the dumb action photos with his iphone.
Jed: Yeah, he's bugging the kids
Zed: He's a scrotographer. I'll fix him!

by Ned Wazoo April 12, 2012

scornography

Media made with the express purpose of causing the emotion of scorn in the viewer. Scornography's main purpose is to flood the viewer with the most obnoxious and unintelligent people possible, ensuring that they fall far below the average viewer in likability. This way, viewers can unite in their hatred of the characters, and feel a brief burst of artificially inflated self-esteem. These shows are the public executions of our times, except instead of the death they so often deserve, the stars of the shows are showered with attention, fame and money.

"Jersey Shore," "The Real Housewives of ___," "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" are all examples of scornography.

by camidon January 5, 2012

Scrotograph

A tastefully captured photograph of one’s scrotum. Meant as a sort of a “sack selfie” usually sent via social media in the form of a DM. One will most commonly stretch the scrotum over their wrist mimicking a watch to make it appear more veiny and oblong.

That scrotograph Karl sent is very lovely 😊

by Zballs July 9, 2018

spotography

The ability to spot someone's location from a photograph.

If my spotography is accurate, you are on Fisherman's Wharf in San Francisco.

by PappiC December 6, 2012