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Slutography 

A; Collection of photos of a individual sluts or multiple sluts involved in slutty actions normally present at parties, conventions or large and/or small gala events.

B; Individual slut at home taking scandalous photos with knowledge that she is appearing to slut up public websites and not getting paid to do it, i.e: Facebook, Myspace, etc.
Have you seen the Slutography on her Facebook?

Legendary Slutography going on at the Christmas party this weekend!
Slutography by Staytight December 16, 2009

sextography 

The photographing of various body parts for use in sexual exchanges via text messaging or text / photo based hookup sites such as Grind'r, Jack'd, and Blendr. See sexting, sextographing, and texting. Coined while drunk in bar after friend commented on my sextographing behavior as being rather ho'ish.
She's addicted to sextography. I think she's collected more body parts for sextographing than jeffrey dammer had in his fridge.
sextography by getsKYLEd November 3, 2011

scanographer 

Scanographer (noun)
Scanography/Scanographist/Scanographic
A person who has a duty to run things by a scanning tool. The person would create documented files for this scanned object for later reference by either themselves or others.
"The scanographer decided that it was required for the scanning of a chocolate wrapper found at a crime scene."
scanographer by Andrew Du October 27, 2004

spotography 

The ability to spot someone's location from a photograph.
If my spotography is accurate, you are on Fisherman's Wharf in San Francisco.
spotography by PappiC December 6, 2012

scatargraphy

the mapping of all the places where shit happens
Vehicle broke down. Adding another brown slpotch on my scatargraphy map.
scatargraphy by mikebellman May 10, 2014

shitography 

What half-assed poser kids do with a camera, typically scene kids and hipsters do this daily and like to claim themselves as "photographers"
Guy 1: dude what's up with this scene kid posting photography of garbage on myspace?

Guy 2: its called shitography, dude
shitography by Jordan Householder February 22, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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