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scrotagraph

Hey, I was going to send you dick pic, but I misjudged the angle and instead you now have a scrotagraph.
by knookiet January 31, 2023
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Scrotograph

The male act of having picture taken with his Scrotum sac hanging out of his pants.

Also the act of shaming an intoxicated person using afforementioned method. Usually laying the scrotum on the forehead of that person.
"Anyone who can't handle thier liquor in this frat will be scrotographed and shamed."

"Bob is passed out again, and we are out of markers, shall we scrotograph him?"
by Grizzly October 7, 2004
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Scrotographer

Someone who persists in taking so many ridiculous candid photos for their FB page that only a kick in the nads will stop them.
Jed: Little Lexi's bowling party seems to be going well!
Zed: Yes, except for that guy taking all the dumb action photos with his iphone.
Jed: Yeah, he's bugging the kids
Zed: He's a scrotographer. I'll fix him!
by Ned Wazoo April 12, 2012
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Scrotograph

A tastefully captured photograph of one’s scrotum. Meant as a sort of a “sack selfie” usually sent via social media in the form of a DM. One will most commonly stretch the scrotum over their wrist mimicking a watch to make it appear more veiny and oblong.
That scrotograph Karl sent is very lovely 😊
by Zballs July 9, 2018
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Scrotography

Noun. The stealthy art of "hanging out" in the background for all your buddy's wedding pictures in such a way as to ensure his wife will never speak to you again. At least the wedding album won't be boring.
The photographic mementos of Martha's special day were forever ruined by her husband's asshole college pal, Willy, in yet another tragic case of ambush scrotography.
by nabbott June 2, 2009
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The act of posing for what one assumes is a photograph whilst one is actually being filmed by digital camera/camera phone. Usually involves pulling "wacky" faces and pointing at random non-existing objects.
Sherlock Holmes - "Let me tell you Watson, there is rarely a moment where one feels more ashamed than when one has fallen victim to a scrotograph."
Watson - "Say cheese, Sherlock. Wanker"

(Extract from Around the World in 80 Days."
by Beastyboy March 25, 2008
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scotography

Images which Scott takes of various men and children. Also known as "Scott's life"
Yo man got any more of that there Scotography.
by Sampson January 24, 2003
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