Scrotographer

Someone who persists in taking so many ridiculous candid photos for their FB page that only a kick in the nads will stop them.

Jed: Little Lexi's bowling party seems to be going well!
Zed: Yes, except for that guy taking all the dumb action photos with his iphone.
Jed: Yeah, he's bugging the kids
Zed: He's a scrotographer. I'll fix him!

by Ned Wazoo April 12, 2012

Scrotographer

One who takes images of ball bags for a living.

Charlene woke for another hard day of sacks in her face, "is this scrotographer life really it for me?" She wined as she flicked through yesterday's nut hammocks.

by Wingardium Leviosaaaaaar March 29, 2015

Scrotographer

a person who photographs scrotums, either for fun or as part of a job, or ad hoc need. OR a person who photographs celebrities. if you think of celebs as wrinkly scrotums.

Jeremy loves collecting pictures of ball sacks -- he's a real scrotographer. John works for one of those supermarket rtags; he's a Hollywood scrotographer.

by Judo Gnomie June 29, 2022

Scrotograph

The male act of having picture taken with his Scrotum sac hanging out of his pants.

Also the act of shaming an intoxicated person using afforementioned method. Usually laying the scrotum on the forehead of that person.

"Anyone who can't handle thier liquor in this frat will be scrotographed and shamed."

"Bob is passed out again, and we are out of markers, shall we scrotograph him?"

by Grizzly October 7, 2004

Scrotograph

A tastefully captured photograph of one’s scrotum. Meant as a sort of a “sack selfie” usually sent via social media in the form of a DM. One will most commonly stretch the scrotum over their wrist mimicking a watch to make it appear more veiny and oblong.

That scrotograph Karl sent is very lovely 😊

by Zballs July 9, 2018

scribographer

One who writes down facts and information. Especially when they write on behalf of a group of people. First created for use in the McLovin corporation, for use in their quarterly meetings.

With all of this information flying around, I hope they have appointed a scribographer.

by Jonathan Elmore September 27, 2007

Scrotography

Noun. The stealthy art of "hanging out" in the background for all your buddy's wedding pictures in such a way as to ensure his wife will never speak to you again. At least the wedding album won't be boring.

The photographic mementos of Martha's special day were forever ruined by her husband's asshole college pal, Willy, in yet another tragic case of ambush scrotography.

by nabbott June 2, 2009