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scornography 

Media made with the express purpose of causing the emotion of scorn in the viewer. Scornography's main purpose is to flood the viewer with the most obnoxious and unintelligent people possible, ensuring that they fall far below the average viewer in likability. This way, viewers can unite in their hatred of the characters, and feel a brief burst of artificially inflated self-esteem. These shows are the public executions of our times, except instead of the death they so often deserve, the stars of the shows are showered with attention, fame and money.
"Jersey Shore," "The Real Housewives of ___," "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" are all examples of scornography.
scornography by camidon January 5, 2012
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Swornography 

Any leaked videos from the official NXVIM sex society\club\cult.(tbd)
The swornography contained in this specific collection is fluffy and entertaining.
Swornography by Ranchgirls November 29, 2020

Cornography 

A nickname for corn based "pornography," usually for those with a corn fetish.
Usually contains heavy amounts of corn, however it isn't anything like standard porn, as it only includes high quality images / videos that have to do entirely with corn. Also can include corn being slowly cooked, or with corn being topped with melting butter. Usually doesn't include humans at all.
Man, that cornography gave me a good fap, although I wish there was more corn.

Why am I writing about cornography, even though I have never had interest in it?
Cornography by Poochyena_ October 11, 2017
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cornography 

The art of filming corn in sexual positions
Wow, thats some great cornography! look as that husk!
cornography by Robbgt January 10, 2009

Cornography 

Cor-nog-ra-phy
-noun
The obscene experience one may have while eating a freshly grilled corn on the cob. One may be unable to actually speak words, but, instead, mumble noises to accentuate the extreme pleasure of eating corn on the cob.
Dude 1: MMMM. OOOOHH. This is so good. MMMM. OOOH. MMMMM. It's so juicy. I want more.

Dude 2: Is that cornography I hear?

Dude 1: MMMM. OOOHHH. MMMM.
Cornography by Cornographer October 4, 2007

Cornography 

Pictures of Corn, without the husk.
Mmm, that Cornography makes me hungry.

Yeah those Cornstars are bad people.

OR

It is unbelievable that we allow these Cornographic Images in our schools!

Cornography by A Bathin Ape August 15, 2008

cornography 

The art of filming hot and buttery corn for men and women's delight.
" Oh my god, did you check out that hot cornography last night?!"
cornography by The Chicken Boi October 5, 2016