Kardashians

A measurement of time for relationships; 72 days is equal to 1 Kardashian.

Daughter: We're getting married!!!

Mom: What? Married!? You two have barely been together for a year! That's crazy!!!

Daughter: Oh, whatever Mom, that's like 5 Kardashians!!!

by VoiceOfGosh November 3, 2011

Kardashians

A messed up family that nobody really cares about except lame middle-aged women with no life.

Mike: Dude does anybody even care about the Kardashians?
George: Only your mom, dude.

by yuareyou August 5, 2012

Kardashians

An oberpopularized, messed up family that nobody really gives a shit about except middle-aged women.

Mike: Does anybody really care about the Kardashians?
George: Only your mom.

by manyou August 5, 2012

Kardashians

Huge fake boobs.

Look at Nicole's huge Kardashians!

by WhenIRap August 3, 2010

Kardashians

A messed family that nobody really cares about except middle-aged women.

Mike: Does anyone really care about the Kardashians?
George: Only yoir mom, dude.

by winwinmomatter August 5, 2012

Kardashians

a family who are made out of plastic

oi, if them Kardashians end up in the ocean they would just float lol

by mara. October 29, 2020

Kardashians

Like palm trees. They're pretty but do what purpose do they serve?

Guy 1: Bro, did you watch Keeping Up With The Kardashians last night?

Guy2: Haha palm trees

Guy 1: What?

by fattynooblife June 27, 2018