Scrotini

A martini whose ingredients are flexible, it can be made with gin or vodka. It can have vermouth and/or olives, or not. Whatever you like is fine. The key to making a scrotini is that the drink must have someone's scrotum immersed in it prior to consumption.

Dave dipped his sweaty, unwashed balls in my martini, and made it the finest scrotini I've ever tasted.

by Casewhacka42 February 20, 2022

scrotiny

When someone stares really hard at your nutsack.

The prostitute had an extremely thorough screening process; she subjected me to intense scrotiny before allowing me to teabag her.

by JacksoffPollock April 11, 2014

Scrotii

The Latin slang term first used under the reign of emperor Augustus and originated in the Lombardian Alps. Directly translated to multiple scrotums, Scrotii was mainly used to describe the neck scarves that the soldiers used to wear made of their dead foes scrotums. The soldiers used to wear these to keep their necks protected by the thick layer of skin and to help keep them warm through their mountainous treks.
Verified by Mr Stivens

My scrotii is covered in sweat
Use their scrotums to add too the thickness of your scrotii
I gifted my scrotii to your mother
The contents of my scrotii have gone rancid

by Women Moment May 4, 2021

The Scrutinization of Single People Day

Also known as Valentine's Day.

<Xyrena> So... Anyone got anything special planned for The Scrutinization of Single People Day?
20:41:17 <SD> trying to get laid any way i can cyber or other wise
<DragonLord> lol
* Xyrena nods
<Xyrena> Yup.. Seems to be the idea of it all.

by Mandy Blevins February 6, 2006

scrutinize

verb tense - to examine closely

In the works of Frank Zappa Joe's Garage Acts I, II, III- the central scrutizer stated: This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... it is my responsibility to enforce the laws that haven't been passed.

by Kelly August 15, 2004

motor scroting

Motor boating the scrotum.

I was motor scroting him all night long.

by scrotum queen November 14, 2009

scrotii

1. (n.) The plural form of scrotum.
2. (n.) Numerous hairy skin patches below the porksword

That group of mexican gangsters over there is just a bunch of scrotii.

by Zack H. (pro TDer) May 17, 2004