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scrutinize 

Scrutinizing a word that is related to sex.
The wannabe novelist wrote: "Which religious teaching should I scrutinize first? The word “screw” is in my brain right now. Screwtinize?"
scrutinize by concision October 10, 2024

The Scrutinization of Single People Day 

<Xyrena> So... Anyone got anything special planned for The Scrutinization of Single People Day?
20:41:17 <SD> trying to get laid any way i can cyber or other wise
<DragonLord> lol
* Xyrena nods
<Xyrena> Yup.. Seems to be the idea of it all.

Soul scrutinizer 

A meticulous person/An observer/ someone that can easily read people because of how much attention they pay to details. Those people will notice what most people don’t and they Value Energy. Vibes if you will.
1. Yo be careful how you come at that Him/Her; he/she is a real life Soul Scrutinizer that will detect your B.S. from a mile away.

2. The training he/she received from the Academy turned him/her into a Soul Scrutinizer.
Soul scrutinizer by Kenly Forbz December 3, 2020

Scrotinize 

When a disgusting male pervert (a.k.a. "scrote") scrutinizes a woman with obvious lust (often accompanied by dry humping the air or touching his unit through his pocket), he is scrotinizing her.
I was sitting on the Metro, minding my own business, when this homeless perv stands right in front of me and starts to reach deep in his front pocket, grunt and scrotinize me all over.
Scrotinize by MikhailRWI November 30, 2011

Scrotilize 

To place and/or wrap objects into a shirt, bag, or cloth of some type as to make them easier to transport.
Hey Bro, scrotilize those beers into your t-shirt and bring them over stat...
Scrotilize by cyberWally August 1, 2007

scrutineer 

A word made up by the British to describe rude people who go through your bags at the airport
"That scrutineer rummaged through my luggage and asked about my toothbrush."
scrutineer by anglophile January 11, 2014
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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