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Colonel Sandurz: How about you two? Found anything yet?
Black Gaurd: We ain't found shit!

Colonel Sandurz: It's Mega-Maid! She's gone from suck to blow!

Dark Helmet: I bet she gives great helmet.

Ludicrous speed, GO!

Dark Helmet: Out of order? FUCK! Even in the future, nothing works!

President Skroob: Sandurz, Sandurz. You got to help me. I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions. I'm a president!

Dark Helmet: So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because "good is dumb."

Dark Helmet: What's the matter Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?

Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Maj. Asshole: I did, sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Col. Sandurz: He's an Asshole, sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that. What's his name?
Col. Sandurz: That is his name, sir. Asshole, Major Asshole.
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Col. Sandurz: He's an Asshole too, sir. Gunner's Mate, First Class, Philip Asshole.
Dark Helmet: How many Assholes we got on this ship, any how?
Everyone: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by Assholes. Keep firing, Assholes!

Dark Helmet: You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now, let's see how well you handle it.

Dark Helmet: WHAT? You went over my helmet?

Dark Helm.: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now.
Dark Helm.: What hapened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.
Dark Helm.: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now now.
Dark Helm.: Go back to then.
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helm.: Now!
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helm.: Now!
Colonel Sandurz: I can't.
Dark Helm.: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helm.: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helm.: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon.

Dark Helm.: Knock on my door! Knock next time!
Colonel Sandurz: Yes, sir!
Dark Helm.: Did you see anything?
Colonel Sandurz: No, sir! I didn't see you playing with you dolls again.
Dark Helm.: Good!

Guard: What the hell are you doing?
Lone Star: The Vulcan neck pinch?

Dark Helm.: Raspberry. There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry: Lone Star!"
We will see eachother again in Spaceballs Two: The Search for More Money.
by Zack H. (pro TDer) March 28, 2005
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A hair style in the 80's known as the mcsqueeb, being popularized by professional skateboarder Tony Hawk. Also used as a term used for a poser.
by Zack H. (pro TDer) April 26, 2004
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1. (n.) The plural form of scrotum.
2. (n.) Numerous hairy skin patches below the porksword
That group of mexican gangsters over there is just a bunch of scrotii.
by Zack H. (pro TDer) May 17, 2004
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A crap that is not attributed to the result of consuming food, but rather, is the by-product of being nervous. These usually occur right before a first date, job interview, much-anticipated oral presentation, court date, first day of school, first day of work, committing any crime, or even looking at porn. This type of poop is most easily identified by the fact that food does not trigger it. Nervous dumps are usually slimy, sloppy, and usually linked to dingleberries, because they take many wipes are difficult to fully clean.
Example 1
Gunther: I have a problem.
Dennis: You have dingleberries again?
Gunther: Yeah, I had a nervous dump right before my date with Susie Snowflake.

Example 2
Beauregard: Damn. I had a limited time to masturbate before my roommate came home, but while I looked for internet porn I had to take a nervous dump.
by Zack H. (pro TDer) January 27, 2006
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A super queer, douche face who enjoys anal pubis in their facial regions. One could also order this at McDonalds via drive-thru.
This kid in my science class is such an extreme egg mcdouche, he won't stop eating loud potato chips when I'm trying to study.
by Zack H. (pro TDer) April 25, 2004
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1. Formed from two slices of elongated sandwich bread where the erected wang diligently lies in between and acts as the meat patty.
2. Also referred to as wangusburger
3. One can order this at the local Subway.
(at Subway) Mom, my sandwich tastes like a weinerburger. Can I take it back?
by Zack H. (pro TDer) March 21, 2005
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Genghis' long lost twin. Ghengis wiped him from all historical texts.
Wangus Khan smokes weinerburgers.
by Zack H. (pro TDer) March 21, 2005
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