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Scrotii

The Latin slang term first used under the reign of emperor Augustus and originated in the Lombardian Alps. Directly translated to multiple scrotums, Scrotii was mainly used to describe the neck scarves that the soldiers used to wear made of their dead foes scrotums. The soldiers used to wear these to keep their necks protected by the thick layer of skin and to help keep them warm through their mountainous treks.
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My scrotii is covered in sweat
Use their scrotums to add too the thickness of your scrotii
I gifted my scrotii to your mother
The contents of my scrotii have gone rancid
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scrotii

1. (n.) The plural form of scrotum.
2. (n.) Numerous hairy skin patches below the porksword
That group of mexican gangsters over there is just a bunch of scrotii.
by Zack H. (pro TDer) May 17, 2004
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Scrotaint

The area of skin in between a person’s scrotum and taint.
Yo my scrotaint dripping purple ooze and mad itchy this morning.
by TheScrotaintKid August 2, 2020
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Scrotissorie

Describes the crotchal activity of men during long periods of hot outdoor labor.
While mowing his lawn, Ricky Myren cooked a scrotissorie.
by Mahlbs April 27, 2016
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Scrotius

Older brother of Biggus Dickus, Cousin to Glutius Maximus.
Circa 28 BC
The Roman senate sentenced Scrotius to 20 years in the penial colony.
by gjw May 13, 2006
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Scroticure

A long, lavish treatment of the seminal sack: including manscape, massage and manipulation.  Often involves scented candles and rooting for The Redskins.
After losing the Fantasy Football Championship, Karl was compelled to perform a poignant and personal scroticure.
by KlawzVengeance January 24, 2012
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scrotismal

(noun) Catch-all derogatory expression meaning ridiculous, lame, lucky, or a fluke. Most often used in exasperation by the party who has just been defeated or screwed over by a longshot, lucky bounce, or otherwise flukey play.
Maaaannnn, I can't believe you made that lucky shot. That is just so scrotismal.
by brentmcd April 29, 2011
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