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Scrotinize 

When a disgusting male pervert (a.k.a. "scrote") scrutinizes a woman with obvious lust (often accompanied by dry humping the air or touching his unit through his pocket), he is scrotinizing her.
I was sitting on the Metro, minding my own business, when this homeless perv stands right in front of me and starts to reach deep in his front pocket, grunt and scrotinize me all over.
Scrotinize by MikhailRWI November 30, 2011
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scrotinize 

His wife wanted to but a Miata, but after he scrotinized and found out who drives Miatas, he wouldn't let her do it.

The Scrutinization of Single People Day 

Also known as Valentine's Day.
<Xyrena> So... Anyone got anything special planned for The Scrutinization of Single People Day?
20:41:17 <SD> trying to get laid any way i can cyber or other wise
<DragonLord> lol
* Xyrena nods
<Xyrena> Yup.. Seems to be the idea of it all.

scrutinize 

verb tense - to examine closely
In the works of Frank Zappa Joe's Garage Acts I, II, III- the central scrutizer stated: This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... it is my responsibility to enforce the laws that haven't been passed.
scrutinize by Kelly August 15, 2004

Scrotumize

A threat you give to someone you are playing a video game with. To scrotumize means surgically removing the scrotum and putting it on them as a hat.
Curtis, if you kill me, I swear to god I'll scrotumize you.
Scrotumize by YannyHD January 3, 2010

Scrotumizer 

A word made to make fun of Zac's last name when he talked about his chicktionary.
It's the scrotumizer! Zac, you da man
Scrotumizer by Monkey October 13, 2003

Scrotilize 

To place and/or wrap objects into a shirt, bag, or cloth of some type as to make them easier to transport.
Hey Bro, scrotilize those beers into your t-shirt and bring them over stat...
Scrotilize by cyberWally August 1, 2007
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