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Scroting
(v): The act of yelling at oblivious passerbys the name of male genitalia and observing their reactions. Usually this act is done in a car making getaways easy.
Whilst in the act of scroting:
Jon: Dude, you should totally scrot this old lady.
Chris: You got it... SCROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTUUUUUUUUUUUM!!!
Jon: Dude, you should totally scrot this old lady.
Chris: You got it... SCROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTUUUUUUUUUUUM!!!
Scroting by deadwing2113 November 16, 2009
Related Words
Scroting • motor scroting • scooting • scroking • scrotinize • scrotiny • scrotting • schoting • Scooting my pooch • Scooting N Tooting
Scroting
The act of pulling your scrotum out through the zipper of one's pants, and proceeding to show your friends in a public setting without being caught by bystanders.
Scroting by Scrote Master November 18, 2009
motor scroting
motor scroting by scrotum queen November 14, 2009
Scooting
When a dog sits and pulls itself around with its front legs in an effort to scratch an itchy butt hole. It's an act that is often unexpected and hilarious (if it's not on your rug.)
Nancy - "Do you like our new carpet?"
Thomas - "You're so brave to install white carp-HAHA, Muffin is totally scooting by the chair!"
Nancy - "MUFFIN! NOO!"
Thomas - "You're so brave to install white carp-HAHA, Muffin is totally scooting by the chair!"
Nancy - "MUFFIN! NOO!"
Scooting by Douglas Bubbletrousers September 26, 2008
scrotiny
The prostitute had an extremely thorough screening process; she subjected me to intense scrotiny before allowing me to teabag her.
scrotiny by JacksoffPollock April 11, 2014
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