(Skro-tur-ay-shun)
1. A laceration on the scrotum most commonly caused by manscaping or rogue fly zippers.
1. A laceration on the scrotum most commonly caused by manscaping or rogue fly zippers.
Jill: Why do you keep grimacing when you sit down Jack?
Jack: I gave myself a scroteration last night
Jill: You gave yourself a what now?
Jack: FFS! I cut my ballbag shaving woman!
Jack: I gave myself a scroteration last night
Jill: You gave yourself a what now?
Jack: FFS! I cut my ballbag shaving woman!
by Mr W to the R to the C November 25, 2011
Get the Scroteration mug.1. To use one's scrotum as a flotation device.
2. To rotate or twist one's scrotum, usually causing injury. Past tense "scrotated".
2. To rotate or twist one's scrotum, usually causing injury. Past tense "scrotated".
My plane crashed into the ocean, and I had to perform scrotation.
I accidentally scrotated the other day, and I had to go to the hospital.
I accidentally scrotated the other day, and I had to go to the hospital.
by Hnery Derpington III May 24, 2017
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by drzimo March 20, 2010
Get the scrotation marks mug.1. Scrotation, comes from scrotum & rotation. Refering to a "rotation" while scratching ones nutsack. Example: at a job, (i.e. workshift), also commonly used amongst Vanier Lifeguards when changing guarding positions.
1. Scrotation! ... SCROTATION!!! ... GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE!!
2. I scrotated the tires on my Lada yesterday, what a job.
2. I scrotated the tires on my Lada yesterday, what a job.
by Big Toker April 14, 2003
Get the scrotation mug.I saw Johnson's junk in the shower at the gym yesterday. He must have some serious scrotational pull.
by King Glans June 22, 2012
Get the scrotational pull mug.To neglect the shaft suring masterbation. This ancient Egyption masterbating technique originated in 743 BC when the Pharaoh noticed a large genital wart on the shaft of his penis. He wanted to let a load loose, but he was scared to touch his shaft after noticing the wart. So scroterbating was born! Here's how you do it:
1. Gently massage the bottom of your scrotum to induce an erection.
2. Once erect, the shaft will be out of the way. This allows for intimate 'hand-to-ball' stimulation.
3. This is a slow and gentle procedure, you can gently start massaging your scrotum using lube and toys, if you like.
4. Eventually the sensation will grow to an almost orgasmic feeling, your scrotum will swell up and turn a reddish-purple colour (like a plum).
5. Don't be scared! This is normal, at this point you should simply focus on the area just below the base of the shaft. Do this for 15-25 seconds.
6. After at least 15 seconds of stimulation below the shaft, squeeze your scrotum and bust like the champ you know you are. (keep in mind that you're going to get yogurt everywhere, this is a male g-spot orgasm).
1. Gently massage the bottom of your scrotum to induce an erection.
2. Once erect, the shaft will be out of the way. This allows for intimate 'hand-to-ball' stimulation.
3. This is a slow and gentle procedure, you can gently start massaging your scrotum using lube and toys, if you like.
4. Eventually the sensation will grow to an almost orgasmic feeling, your scrotum will swell up and turn a reddish-purple colour (like a plum).
5. Don't be scared! This is normal, at this point you should simply focus on the area just below the base of the shaft. Do this for 15-25 seconds.
6. After at least 15 seconds of stimulation below the shaft, squeeze your scrotum and bust like the champ you know you are. (keep in mind that you're going to get yogurt everywhere, this is a male g-spot orgasm).
by Brewha December 29, 2010
Get the Scroterbating mug.When a man talks about anything to do with his crotch and you suspect he is exaggerating so you take it with a pinch of salt.
by penisshakes May 28, 2020
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