What Ron Artest drinks at Halftime.
"I was down by 20 at the half, so I downed some Hennessy and started punching people in the stands."
It's exactly what it sounds like.
That Brazilian fart porn we just watch had it all, Brazilians and farting.
1. Something you'd like to receive as a gift.
2. The flute that Captain Picard played first in his imagination and then in real life in the episode "The Inner Light" from Star Trek: The Next Generation.
Show me Picard's Flute.
The moment when you realize that what you're looking at isn't a vagina, but rather a penis.
I went back to her place, hoping that there was no surprise involved.
When a penis accidentally protrudes from the clothing in the view of others.
She had a nipslip, he had a tipslip.
Cheating on your hot Swedish wife with media whores.
I got bored with my 27 year old wife, so I started Tigering and ruined my career.
When you shave all but two hairs from each of your ballsacks.
OMG, those balls are hairless. Oh wait, I can see some scrotation marks.