Tigering

Cheating on your hot Swedish wife with media whores.

I got bored with my 27 year old wife, so I started Tigering and ruined my career.

by drzimo December 14, 2009

poop log

What a sane person uses to record his bowel movements in order to ensure digestive health.

Whenever I have a soggy #2, I record it in my poop log.

by drzimo March 23, 2010

rehomo

What must be declared after a nohomo comment to not be gay.

Nohomo. Brian, your hair looks nice today. Rehomo.

by drzimo December 27, 2009

Picard's Flute

1. Something you'd like to receive as a gift.

2. The flute that Captain Picard played first in his imagination and then in real life in the episode "The Inner Light" from Star Trek: The Next Generation.

Show me Picard's Flute.

by drzimo March 07, 2010

mexicanity

That indefinable quality that makes you well suited for manual labor.

It is only because of your mexicanity that I will pay you $10 to mow my lawn.

by drzimo July 21, 2010

scrotation marks

When you shave all but two hairs from each of your ballsacks.

OMG, those balls are hairless. Oh wait, I can see some scrotation marks.

by drzimo March 20, 2010

Ministry of Plenty

It is what some well read men call their dick.

Since were all well fed, I'll fuck you with my Ministry of Plenty.

by drzimo January 30, 2010