rehomo

What must be declared after a nohomo comment to not be gay.

Nohomo. Brian, your hair looks nice today. Rehomo.

by drzimo December 27, 2009

scrotation marks

When you shave all but two hairs from each of your ballsacks.

OMG, those balls are hairless. Oh wait, I can see some scrotation marks.

by drzimo March 20, 2010

Tigering

Cheating on your hot Swedish wife with media whores.

I got bored with my 27 year old wife, so I started Tigering and ruined my career.

by drzimo December 14, 2009

poop log

What a sane person uses to record his bowel movements in order to ensure digestive health.

Whenever I have a soggy #2, I record it in my poop log.

by drzimo March 23, 2010

surprise

The moment when you realize that what you're looking at isn't a vagina, but rather a penis.

I went back to her place, hoping that there was no surprise involved.

by drzimo January 13, 2010

Hennessy

What Ron Artest drinks at Halftime.

"I was down by 20 at the half, so I downed some Hennessy and started punching people in the stands."

by drzimo December 2, 2009

tipslip

When a penis accidentally protrudes from the clothing in the view of others.

She had a nipslip, he had a tipslip.

by drzimo December 27, 2009