Definitions by drzimo

boatnitized 

When you're at a boat party and forget about all your troubles.

I was so boatnitized I lost track of the time.

boatnitized by drzimo November 16, 2011

mexicanity 

That indefinable quality that makes you well suited for manual labor.

It is only because of your mexicanity that I will pay you $10 to mow my lawn.

mexicanity by drzimo July 22, 2010

poop log 

What a sane person uses to record his bowel movements in order to ensure digestive health.

Whenever I have a soggy #2, I record it in my poop log.

poop log by drzimo March 23, 2010

scrotation marks 

When you shave all but two hairs from each of your ballsacks.

OMG, those balls are hairless. Oh wait, I can see some scrotation marks.

scrotation marks by drzimo March 20, 2010

Picard's Flute

1. Something you'd like to receive as a gift.

2. The flute that Captain Picard played first in his imagination and then in real life in the episode "The Inner Light" from Star Trek: The Next Generation.

Show me Picard's Flute.

Picard's Flute by drzimo March 6, 2010

brogasm 

When two guys grunt simultaneously.

When the referee called pass interference, the whole room had a brogasm.

brogasm by drzimo February 7, 2010

gunplay

What Gilbert Arenas does during his downtime at work.

"The only thing I enjoy more than gambling at work, is gunplay.

gunplay by drzimo February 6, 2010