Scroterbating 

To neglect the shaft suring masterbation. This ancient Egyption masterbating technique originated in 743 BC when the Pharaoh noticed a large genital wart on the shaft of his penis. He wanted to let a load loose, but he was scared to touch his shaft after noticing the wart. So scroterbating was born! Here's how you do it:

1. Gently massage the bottom of your scrotum to induce an erection.
2. Once erect, the shaft will be out of the way. This allows for intimate 'hand-to-ball' stimulation.
3. This is a slow and gentle procedure, you can gently start massaging your scrotum using lube and toys, if you like.
4. Eventually the sensation will grow to an almost orgasmic feeling, your scrotum will swell up and turn a reddish-purple colour (like a plum).

5. Don't be scared! This is normal, at this point you should simply focus on the area just below the base of the shaft. Do this for 15-25 seconds.
6. After at least 15 seconds of stimulation below the shaft, squeeze your scrotum and bust like the champ you know you are. (keep in mind that you're going to get yogurt everywhere, this is a male g-spot orgasm).

Man my boyfriend was scroterbating while I was sleeping last night, he got yogurt all over me!

Scroterbating by Brewha December 29, 2010

Scatterbating 

Making vocal jazz improvisation whilst pleasuring ones self.

"Be-bi-bibitty bop de-boop"...splooge.

I just walked in on Cats Polino Scatterbating in the speakeasy bathroom.

Scatterbating by Cats Polino December 19, 2013

scrotorboating

Pressing one's face into and around a man's testicles, and going "bbbbpppbpbpbpmmmbpbpbphhhphhphh"

Watch out man, she'll scrotorboat you.

Dude, I love scrotorboating. I go ever other Friday.

scrotorboating by sarbs December 21, 2013

Scroterboating 

Scroterboat, scroterboating, scroterboated. The word was created in lakewood ohio during a shift at the winking lizard tavern. To scroterboat one is to perform the act of placing the face of one person in the scrotem of a man thus performing the motorboat action creating the scroterboat.

Mr. Mcristall had taken off his pants, when a small hispanic man came up and performed the scroterboat.

The hispanic likes scroterboating

I had been scroterboated.

Scroterboating by THE BLACK RINGGGGGG August 18, 2011

Scroterboating 

Similar to motor boating breasts but, happening to the nutsack instead.

Martin: What are you doing?
Thomas: I am gonna give you something.
Martin: W-What?! My pants!
Thomas: This is called Scroterboating
*Thomas motorboats Martin's nuts.*

Scroterboating by D0CT0R LEM0N March 31, 2017

Scroterboating 

The act of motorboating a scrotum.

After I took my pants off, she just started scroterboating me.

Scroterboating by Walt88 January 22, 2022