2 definition by King Glans

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For males, the toilet paper you use to protect the head of your penis from a foreign toilet seat while seated.
I know you had to use a glans dam in that nasty ass bathroom.
by King Glans August 11, 2011

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When the size of a man's penis causes women to be attracted to him.
I saw Johnson's junk in the shower at the gym yesterday. He must have some serious scrotational pull.
by King Glans June 20, 2012

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