Definitions by penisshakes
Bummed in the Alps
Something you say to mock a white twink who probably goes skiing or snowboarding or something similarly twattish because they're posh/rich.
Twink: Yeah, could you, like, hand me my North Face puffa? I need it because Father's taking me to Switzerland.
Normal person: Why, does it get chilly when you get bummed in the Alps?
Normal person: Why, does it get chilly when you get bummed in the Alps?
Bummed in the Alps by penisshakes January 2, 2026
performative man
A performative man is a man who seeks to distance himself from the rest of his gender by acting in ways that are traditionally feminine, e.g drinking matcha, reading, painting their nails and being a #feminist. Common behaviours of these types of men are saying (in reference to another man's behaviour) "that's so bad, i would never do that, " claiming to be emotionally intelligent or 'one of the girls' and being bisexual.
performative man by penisshakes January 2, 2026
fingering around the bush
A crude version of 'beating around the bush.' Means to tiptoe around a subject rather than addressing it directly.
Man: And then they were talking and they went off to his room-
Shayne: Man just say they fucked, stop fingering around the bush!
Shayne: Man just say they fucked, stop fingering around the bush!
fingering around the bush by penisshakes December 18, 2025
Broccoli logic
In reference to:
If two people dislike broccoli and one of them has tried broccoli and one of them hasn't, who's opinion on broccoli is more valid?
Therefore, a man who has had sex with a man once before is less gay than a man who's never had sex with a man before.
If two people dislike broccoli and one of them has tried broccoli and one of them hasn't, who's opinion on broccoli is more valid?
Therefore, a man who has had sex with a man once before is less gay than a man who's never had sex with a man before.
Broccoli logic by penisshakes October 9, 2024
..You fuck one donkey!
The shortened version of "If a man has sex with a man, it doesn't make him gay. But you fuck one donkey, and everyone will call you donkey fucker until you die."
It means that some deeds are so horrifically memorable that you will be known for it, even if the act or event was a one time thing.
It means that some deeds are so horrifically memorable that you will be known for it, even if the act or event was a one time thing.
Bill: Hey guys! What are you cooking for Thanksgiving?
Simon: I don't want you in the kitchen, you might get a semi.
James: Haha, turkey fucker!
Bill: C'mon man, that was when I was 14. God....You fuck one donkey!
Simon: I don't want you in the kitchen, you might get a semi.
James: Haha, turkey fucker!
Bill: C'mon man, that was when I was 14. God....You fuck one donkey!
..You fuck one donkey! by penisshakes October 9, 2024
Do it if you're bad
Do it if you're bad by penisshakes March 17, 2024