penisshakes's definitions

Main Character Syndrome

When someone thinks they are the main character of their life. Usually comes with a side of individuality complex, quirky style and a self centered point of view.

"I asked Jenny where the beer was and she said 'Just over the horizon, like my dreams.'"

"Yeah, that girl has a major case of Main Character Syndrome."

by penisshakes April 27, 2021

play stupid games, win stupid prizes

When the consequence of a dumb action was entirely forseeable and results in dumb consequences.

A man raped a horse then the horse kicked him to death."

"*shrug* You play stupid games, win stupid prizes."

by penisshakes June 2, 2022

Imaginary Whore

When someone sleeps with a lot of people in their head but it never happens in real life.

"Susan just said she wanted to blow the bartender and peg our waiter but she hasn't even talked to either of them."

"I know, she's being a real Imaginary Whore."

by penisshakes May 27, 2020

femcel

a mentally ill and chronically online woman who doesnt shower, listens to mitski and lana del ray and complains about not getting dick/vagina, despite the fact she never goes outside

ill be so real im literally a femcel this is such a self drag

by penisshakes April 16, 2023

girlboss

someone who is lauded by themselves or others as a feminist icon, despite not typifying feminism in many ways or sometimes being unpleasant and unethical in a way that is antithetical to feminism

"do you think margaret thatcher was a girlboss?"
"yes, of course."
"do you think she effectively utilised girlboss power by funnelling money into illegal paramilitary death squads in Northern Ireland?"

by penisshakes June 16, 2022

for the shit of it

When you do something just to be an asshole or for the pettiness of it.

"My bf broke up with me so I put his number in every men's toilets I go in."

"Why?"

"For the shit of it."

by penisshakes November 3, 2021

Hoecrastinating

When you're supposed to be having sex with someone but you keep putting it off.

"Mike wants to have sex with me tonight but I'm really hoecrastinating."

by penisshakes November 26, 2019