Potcrastinating

When you don't want to do something so you get high instead.
"I am potcrastinating so much. I have two essays due but I just smoked a bowl and now I see sound."
by penisshakes May 27, 2020
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zesty

A male who is overly friendly, touchy and/or excitable with other men. It has connotations of homosexuality but does not necessarily automatically mean the subject is gay.
"Bro Dustin just gave me a back massage even though I didn't ask."

"That man is so zesty."
by penisshakes April 13, 2023
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chronically online

if you use this phrase, you are (ironically) chronically online. means spending too much time on the internet in general
"i just had a full day of arguing in a furry's tiktok comment section about neopronoun discourse."
"bro, you are so chronically online."
by penisshakes April 17, 2023
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Refers to the tendency of friends to nickname you after one humiliating incident and the nickname sticking.
Ryan: "What's up, rimster?"

Jake: "I regret telling you that. I let Sarah eat my ass one time. You break one plate, you're not plate breaker but you fuck one donkey!? and you're donkey fucker for the rest of your life."
by penisshakes December 08, 2023
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Main Character Syndrome

When someone thinks they are the main character of their life. Usually comes with a side of individuality complex, quirky style and a self centered point of view.
"I asked Jenny where the beer was and she said 'Just over the horizon, like my dreams.'"

"Yeah, that girl has a major case of Main Character Syndrome."
by penisshakes April 27, 2021
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do it if you're bad

something you say to someone to egg them on to make them take a stupid, reckless or otherwise dangerous choice.
Horace: I'm thinking about shaving all my hair off.
Alistair: Do it if you're bad.
by penisshakes March 15, 2024
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