Urban Dictionary User

People who use urban dictionary for fun. Often has no life

You are a urban dictionary user.

by penisshakes July 10, 2015

copyunist

Copyunist (noun) someone who becomes a socialist/leftist/communist to be cool rather than in a genuine belief in those ideals.

"Charlie said he was a communist but I asked him who Marx was and he didn't know."

"He's a real copyunist

by penisshakes March 18, 2021

Do it if you're bad

A saying used to encourage someone to do something that is stupid, reckless or otherwise dangerous.

Matt: I'm going to fart in my teacher's face.
David: Do it if you're bad

by penisshakes March 17, 2024

Hoecrastinating

When you're supposed to be having sex with someone but you keep putting it off.

"Mike wants to have sex with me tonight but I'm really hoecrastinating."

by penisshakes November 26, 2019

Dad joke

A joke that has little or no humour.

Person 1: What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
Person 2: Dude, that's such a dad joke.

by penisshakes March 31, 2016

Scroteation Marks

When a man talks about anything to do with his crotch and you suspect he is exaggerating so you take it with a pinch of salt.

"Andy said he had a 9 inch dick."

"You gotta put that shit in scroteation marks."

by penisshakes May 28, 2020

Girlboss

Girlboss (verb) to make something or someone appear as a feminist idol or inspiration for profit, despite the numerous flaws of the person.

"Have you seen the new Cruella De Ville trailer?"
"Yeah. They totally girlbossed her. As if she's a villain because she's a girl, not because she tried to make a coat out of puppies."

by penisshakes March 18, 2021