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The only place with Arctic weather and Summer weather in all four seasons, plus an unnamed fifth season where it rains toothpicks. Home of several big companies and wide fields of crops.
This week's two-day forecast for northern Ohio.
Monday: Partly sunny. High -30.
Tuesday: Overcast. High 157.
by Hnery Derpington III January 26, 2014

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Well-built, robust, and durable, especially used to describe power tools. The term gained popularity in industrial circles from a YouTube channel called AvE.
I just bought an angle grinder, and it's pretty skookum.
by Hnery Derpington III September 27, 2017

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The law of physics stating that, if one girl screams for something, it will make other girls scream, and then it grows exponentiously until all girls within a five-mile radius are screaming.
Girls don't really like One Direction, but they go crazy when it plays on the radio due to the Garmlich effect.
by Hnery Derpington III February 21, 2017

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1. To use one's scrotum as a flotation device.
2. To rotate or twist one's scrotum, usually causing injury. Past tense "scrotated".
My plane crashed into the ocean, and I had to perform scrotation.
I accidentally scrotated the other day, and I had to go to the hospital.
by Hnery Derpington III May 24, 2017

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(n.) A stack or roll of paper money, usually used to flaunt one's wealth. While a cash loaf can consist of any number of any denomination of bills, twenty or more $20 USD bills are most often used.
Look, that guy's flashing his cash loaf again.
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by Hnery Derpington III December 02, 2017

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(n.) A white person who acts white. Vanilla Oreos frequently drive their minivans to local tennis courts. A vanilla Oreo is similar to an Oreo, but instead of being black they are white.
Yo dude , that guy Bradley is such a vanilla Oreo.
by Hnery Derpington III February 22, 2017

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