Scrollum

A Sarcastic Party Name for Scrotum

He got hit in the Scrollum and fell on the floor

by rubys January 12, 2019

Scrollsume

The act of "scrolling" and immediately "consuming" information off the internet, usually from headlines on social media and news websites, and simultaneously forming a biased, uninformed opinion. Results from, and/or propagates, the spread of disinformation and misinformation.

Hey guy, don't scrollsume. Read the actual content. Consider the source. Does the author have an agenda? Is the author exhibiting any bias? Where is the research to back the facts presented? Do other sources support the same information?

Hey guy, you know when you scrollsume, you make an ass of you and you alone.

by RealReality August 15, 2020

scrolltum

Scrolling room pics for scrotum and/or peen.

I normally just jump right into chat but they were talking about posting peen, so I did a quick scrolltum.

by DammitCJ December 30, 2020

Scrollmate

A companion with whom one can lamp anywhere in any state of health, mind or dress and peacefully go into a scrolling trance on your respective phones without anyone getting jealous, suspicious, impatient, or butthurt.

Last night my scrollmate Black Sam and I just sat around hi af for 3 hrs staring at our phones, occasionally showing each other shit but mostly just going down our own personal rabbit holes.

Its so relaxing to just stare at my phone in peace without getting shit about who I'm talking to or what I'm looking at, and yet to not be lonely and to occasionally look up and see my scrollmate, also staring intensely at their phone.

by H3$$HA April 18, 2017

Scrollsmash

Scrollsmash is when you randomly scroll your screen fast on FB or Instagram then automatically finger stop to select who you attempt to smash. 😂😂 (I’m married so I don’t but you could)

FRIEND#1 “I have such a hard time finding the right girl....breakup after breakup after breakup...😥”

FRIEND#2 “Maybe your meeting the wrong people, the WRONG way ...... try my SCROLLSMASH technique”

by Treebonics June 30, 2018

scollum

A sad innocent asian who wants to shave his weight off.

Hi scollum

by KUMAKUMA September 6, 2021

Scrollem

A term used to describe a person often associated with low socio-economic status, typically living in public housing or a similar environment. A scrollem is characterised by an apparent lack of ambition or employment and their demeanor or habits may suggest a disregard for cleanliness or social norms.

"Did you see that guy shouting at pigeons in the park? Total scrollem".

by J.Chung December 10, 2024