Scrollem 

A term used to describe a person often associated with low socio-economic status, typically living in public housing or a similar environment. A scrollem is characterised by an apparent lack of ambition or employment and their demeanor or habits may suggest a disregard for cleanliness or social norms.

"Did you see that guy shouting at pigeons in the park? Total scrollem".

Scrollem by J.Chung December 10, 2024

Scrollers Knee 

Scrollers Knee - The definition of the round red patches you find just above the knee caps after resting ones elbows on them whilst taking a shit but scrolling on a Smartphone or Tablet in the toilet.

"fackin hell Tommy, I cant walk straight, got right scrollers knee"

"i'm not surprised Jim, you were in the shitter for hours..."

Scrollers Knee by Abdullah3669 December 3, 2015

Scroller

A person that has had so many ER visits, that the scroll bar is needed to see them all. Previously called frequent flyers, but that implied that we appreciated their business and were happy to give them a discount for their return. The term scroller has more of a negative connotation, meaning someone that abuses the system.

From the book Haiku STAT!

Too many visits.
Scroll bar needed to see them.
You are a “scroller.”

Scroller by Haikuist August 6, 2012

yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled 

orginated on basilmarket.com where a thread about prices of equipment in a popular MMORPG known as Maplestory ended up with a very large number of players respoding to the thread using " yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled".

It can be used to state that an idea/choice/opinion is good, but there are better ones out there if you look hard enough.

Person:Are 21/21 glitter gloves worth 2b?
You: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled

Person: Do I look good in these jeans?
You: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled

Person: would you like gravy with your fries?
you: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled

yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled by mikeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeq January 13, 2011

Scroller

Individuals who are unable to stop scrolling through mindless internet feeds of data.. (i.e. Facebook)

Individuals who are so attached to their phone screens, they can't engage in eye contact.

Or, a total stoner douchebag.

"TJ, get off your phone, man. You're such a fucking scroller, man."

Scroller by Lucille Ballz December 5, 2017

Side-Scroller

A genre of video game in which the characters exist on a 2D plane (or mostly 2D plane), and they run side to side, often with the ability to jump up or down to different points on the map to avoid obstacles or reach objectives. As the player runs to one side of the screen, the camera will follow them, allowing them to uncover more of the map as they go.

"Oh, is that another one of those side-scroller games?"

"Huh? Oh, yeah... I've just been running right forever. I think it's endless."

Side-Scroller by RandomPhail August 27, 2018

Scrollum 

A Sarcastic Party Name for Scrotum

He got hit in the Scrollum and fell on the floor

Scrollum by rubys January 12, 2019