Scrollsume

The act of "scrolling" and immediately "consuming" information off the internet, usually from headlines on social media and news websites, and simultaneously forming a biased, uninformed opinion. Results from, and/or propagates, the spread of disinformation and misinformation.

Hey guy, don't scrollsume. Read the actual content. Consider the source. Does the author have an agenda? Is the author exhibiting any bias? Where is the research to back the facts presented? Do other sources support the same information?

Hey guy, you know when you scrollsume, you make an ass of you and you alone.

by RealReality August 15, 2020

Scrollum

A Sarcastic Party Name for Scrotum

He got hit in the Scrollum and fell on the floor

by rubys January 12, 2019

scrolltum

Scrolling room pics for scrotum and/or peen.

I normally just jump right into chat but they were talking about posting peen, so I did a quick scrolltum.

by DammitCJ December 30, 2020

scrollture

Endless deluge of forgettable trash content

"I think consuming all this scrollture is giving me brain damage, Rick."

by wolfdaughter October 14, 2023

Scrollsmash

Scrollsmash is when you randomly scroll your screen fast on FB or Instagram then automatically finger stop to select who you attempt to smash. 😂😂 (I’m married so I don’t but you could)

FRIEND#1 “I have such a hard time finding the right girl....breakup after breakup after breakup...😥”

FRIEND#2 “Maybe your meeting the wrong people, the WRONG way ...... try my SCROLLSMASH technique”

by Treebonics June 30, 2018