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Scrollsume 

The act of "scrolling" and immediately "consuming" information off the internet, usually from headlines on social media and news websites, and simultaneously forming a biased, uninformed opinion. Results from, and/or propagates, the spread of disinformation and misinformation.
Hey guy, don't scrollsume. Read the actual content. Consider the source. Does the author have an agenda? Is the author exhibiting any bias? Where is the research to back the facts presented? Do other sources support the same information?

Hey guy, you know when you scrollsume, you make an ass of you and you alone.
Scrollsume by RealReality August 15, 2020
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Scrollum 

He got hit in the Scrollum and fell on the floor
Scrollum by rubys January 12, 2019
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Scrolling room pics for scrotum and/or peen.
I normally just jump right into chat but they were talking about posting peen, so I did a quick scrolltum.
scrolltum by DammitCJ December 30, 2020

scrollture 

"I think consuming all this scrollture is giving me brain damage, Rick."
scrollture by wolfdaughter October 14, 2023

Scrollsmash 

Scrollsmash is when you randomly scroll your screen fast on FB or Instagram then automatically finger stop to select who you attempt to smash. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ (Iโ€™m married so I donโ€™t but you could)
FRIEND#1 โ€œI have such a hard time finding the right girl....breakup after breakup after breakup...๐Ÿ˜ฅโ€

FRIEND#2 โ€œMaybe your meeting the wrong people, the WRONG way ...... try my SCROLLSMASH techniqueโ€
Scrollsmash by Treebonics June 30, 2018