Scrollmate

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A companion with whom one can lamp anywhere in any state of health, mind or dress and peacefully go into a scrolling trance on your respective phones without anyone getting jealous, suspicious, impatient, or butthurt.

Last night my scrollmate Black Sam and I just sat around hi af for 3 hrs staring at our phones, occasionally showing each other shit but mostly just going down our own personal rabbit holes.

Its so relaxing to just stare at my phone in peace without getting shit about who I'm talking to or what I'm looking at, and yet to not be lonely and to occasionally look up and see my scrollmate, also staring intensely at their phone.

Scrollmate by H3$$HA April 18, 2017

Words you can keep

Scrollmate

When someone stumbles upon your post by some cosmic joke and actually digs it.

She hearts all my posts. We could be scrollmates.

Scrollmate by salimski April 2, 2026

Related Words

Scrollmate • scrollathon • scrollage • scrollcattle • Scrollface • scrolltease • Swollmate • scroll alert • scroll patch

Swollmate

Noun. Person who you spend your life with at the gym. Good workout partner.

My swollmate really pushes me to do better in the gym, she never let's me slack off.

Swollmate by Haribul Sakk321 July 9, 2016

scrollage

the amount of manic scrolling needed on a website to find what you want

'oh man that was major scrollage to get down to that paper I was looking for - it was manic'

scrollage by Yopinski March 23, 2012

scrolltease

Someone who takes out their phone to show you something, making you wait for a long time until they find to continue the conversation

We were having a great conversation then he scrollteased me for 2 minutes to show me a vaguely related meme.

scrolltease by mcswiney June 8, 2023

Scrollface

The brainless, zombie expression you make while you’re staring at your social media feed.

I can she’s watching TikToks because of her scrollface.

Scrollface by reidjs September 24, 2022

scrollathon

Aimlessly spending hours of scrolling through an endless feeds, reels and social media platform contents, without any goal.

...think about the last time you got lost in a scrollathon on social media, only to emerge hours later feeling drained and unproductive...

scrollathon by cotque March 27, 2024

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026