Scrollmate

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A companion with whom one can lamp anywhere in any state of health, mind or dress and peacefully go into a scrolling trance on your respective phones without anyone getting jealous, suspicious, impatient, or butthurt.

Last night my scrollmate Black Sam and I just sat around hi af for 3 hrs staring at our phones, occasionally showing each other shit but mostly just going down our own personal rabbit holes.

Its so relaxing to just stare at my phone in peace without getting shit about who I'm talking to or what I'm looking at, and yet to not be lonely and to occasionally look up and see my scrollmate, also staring intensely at their phone.

Scrollmate by H3$$HA April 18, 2017

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Scrollmate

When someone stumbles upon your post by some cosmic joke and actually digs it.

She hearts all my posts. We could be scrollmates.

Scrollmate by salimski April 2, 2026

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Swollmate

Noun. Person who you spend your life with at the gym. Good workout partner.

My swollmate really pushes me to do better in the gym, she never let's me slack off.

Swollmate by Haribul Sakk321 July 9, 2016

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scrollage

the amount of manic scrolling needed on a website to find what you want

'oh man that was major scrollage to get down to that paper I was looking for - it was manic'

scrollage by Yopinski March 23, 2012

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scrolltease

Someone who takes out their phone to show you something, making you wait for a long time until they find to continue the conversation

We were having a great conversation then he scrollteased me for 2 minutes to show me a vaguely related meme.

scrolltease by mcswiney June 8, 2023

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Scrollface

The brainless, zombie expression you make while you’re staring at your social media feed.

I can she’s watching TikToks because of her scrollface.

Scrollface by reidjs September 24, 2022

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scrollathon

Aimlessly spending hours of scrolling through an endless feeds, reels and social media platform contents, without any goal.

...think about the last time you got lost in a scrollathon on social media, only to emerge hours later feeling drained and unproductive...

scrollathon by cotque March 27, 2024

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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