scrolleosis 

Muscle atrophy of the index finger whereby the digit has permanent curvature from using the scroll wheel on a mouse for an extended peiod of time.

"If I have to scroll through the entire 800 page document to find what I'm looking for I'll get frickin' scolleosis."

scrolleosis by S.A. Mathews June 26, 2005

scrolleosis 

The condition that occurs after using your mouse too much, causing your fingers to cramp.

"I had to photoshop her face for three hours until my hand got scrolleosis."

scrolleosis by professorevil August 27, 2009

Scrolleosis 

Disease derived from scrolling on electronic devices

Get off that phone before you get scrolleosis

Scrolleosis by janaful1 November 9, 2017

Scrolliosis 

The immobilization you catch from laying about, scrolling on your phone for hours.

"What you been up to today, Dave?"
"Ah, nothing man. I've been stuck on the couch with Scrolliosis."

Scrolliosis by glitchenheimer August 5, 2020

Scrotliosis

Curvature of the ballsack.

Ouch! I sat on my seeds! Damned scrotliosis!

Scrotliosis by Captain Tubesock January 5, 2008

Scrolliosis 

Is the debilitating disease afflicting many internet users. Symptoms include continually scrolling down a site , such as Facebook or 9gag, automatically and often without thought. Severe sufferers return to the top of the page, seemingly randomly, to repeat the cycle. As a result they will often see the same inane posts man times over leaving them irritable and lethargic.

Gareth: Seriously you should give Facebook a bro man. You've been scroll down your feed all morning.
Jake: I can't stop! I've got a serious case of scrolliosis.

Scrolliosis by ishouldhavesomethingbettertodo April 21, 2015

Scrolliosis 

When a person is all excited to share a photo on their cell phone and can’t find it, making the other person wait like a chump.

Damn scrolliosis! Sorry man, I must have deleted that pic

Scrolliosis by Monkeydrummer1 December 11, 2019