strolliosis

The act of being too tired to walk after you are through Christmas shopping in the mall.

A very slow stroll.

Please go around me. I have strolliosis.

by NuclearAssaultLover243 December 4, 2010

Trolliosis

Trolliosis describes a condition in which a regular functioning person has the urge to go online and troll every status update, picture, video, etc. As of today, there is no known cure for troliosis, however it is said that if you are able to sufficiently troll everyone you know within 24 hours of contracting the virus, you will be cured.

Girl: Your new nick name is bear grills!

Trolliosis victim: Do bears use grills, or do you mean Bear Grylls?

by RubiksKoobs December 18, 2011

Scrolliosis

The immobilization you catch from laying about, scrolling on your phone for hours.

"What you been up to today, Dave?"
"Ah, nothing man. I've been stuck on the couch with Scrolliosis."

by glitchenheimer August 5, 2020

Swolliosis

Swolliosis is a medical condition in which the sufferer experiences a feeling of being too muscular for the world around them and, in some cases, the ability to lift too much damn weight.

Guy: Hey, have you seen Rahul lately?
Friend: No, why?
Guy: I think he might be suffering from a serious case of swolliosis

by CountryMack25 July 24, 2015

Scrotliosis

Curvature of the ballsack.

Ouch! I sat on my seeds! Damned scrotliosis!

by Captain Tubesock January 5, 2008

Stoliosis

When you get completely trashed by drinking Stoli orange and act up.

We had a great time last night, until our friend got stoliosis!

by Cardinal Ruby August 11, 2021

Skrilliosis

When you're low on cash and you get all bent out of shape.

I just took a look at my bank account and it gave me a mad case of skrilliosis

by Corporate Kerouac January 30, 2009