Doomed and condemned to a life in hell.
By defenition, hell is a place of eternal torment and fire. Beyond a fathomable human pain. A sea of fire, filled with burning people on the brink of what would be a natural death, but who never die. A total absence from God, comfort as retreated to a safer place, relief is such a painful thing because it is so close, but impossible to reach.
Imagine going to the California coast, and looking out at a clear ocean, no boats yet, because it's 7:00 AM, only the little old lady collecting shells.
Now imagine that whole ocean as a sea of fire, filled wih the stench of burning flesh and brimstone, including, instead of the few jumping fish, and awesome number of people using their last vestiges of strength to escape this eternal torment for but one fraction of a second. The constant sound of the sea washing against the shore is replaced by unimaginible amounts of screaming, people in so much pain as to simply see it would cause even the least emotional Gothic to break down in tears end never stop waking up screaming in bed for the rest of his life.
Now imagine the greatest pain you've ever experienced in your life. Couple it with the pain of even one limb being burned, then multiply it by a billion. Then add to it the fact that this pain, this torture, that you would normally withdraw from to a safer place, will never subside, no matter how much you cry, weep, confess, and curse.
A place made by God as a punishment for the rouge angel Lucifer (see Satan), who some people senselessly worship. Satan is bringing as many people down to this unimaginable torture as he can by introducing sin into the world. Songs, movies, and the internet are his outlets. He has caused people to believe that hell will be a big party, full of drinking, sex, and other forms of sinful fun, even causing some to commit suicide to get there.
By defenition, hell is a place of eternal torment and fire. Beyond a fathomable human pain. A sea of fire, filled with burning people on the brink of what would be a natural death, but who never die. A total absence from God, comfort as retreated to a safer place, relief is such a painful thing because it is so close, but impossible to reach.
Imagine going to the California coast, and looking out at a clear ocean, no boats yet, because it's 7:00 AM, only the little old lady collecting shells.
Now imagine that whole ocean as a sea of fire, filled wih the stench of burning flesh and brimstone, including, instead of the few jumping fish, and awesome number of people using their last vestiges of strength to escape this eternal torment for but one fraction of a second. The constant sound of the sea washing against the shore is replaced by unimaginible amounts of screaming, people in so much pain as to simply see it would cause even the least emotional Gothic to break down in tears end never stop waking up screaming in bed for the rest of his life.
Now imagine the greatest pain you've ever experienced in your life. Couple it with the pain of even one limb being burned, then multiply it by a billion. Then add to it the fact that this pain, this torture, that you would normally withdraw from to a safer place, will never subside, no matter how much you cry, weep, confess, and curse.
A place made by God as a punishment for the rouge angel Lucifer (see Satan), who some people senselessly worship. Satan is bringing as many people down to this unimaginable torture as he can by introducing sin into the world. Songs, movies, and the internet are his outlets. He has caused people to believe that hell will be a big party, full of drinking, sex, and other forms of sinful fun, even causing some to commit suicide to get there.
-The greatest, most intelligent move the devil has ever made is making us believe that he doesn't exist...
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Get the damned if you do, damned if you don't mug.A person who has stolen the soul of a pen. This usually occurs in World Development lessons, because you can guarantee that in each perfectly lovely WD class, you'll get one maniac who enjoys preying on innocent biros. You know a pen's soul has been stolen when you can no longer write with it, after the soul-stealer has touched it. In some powerful stealers, all they have to do is look at the pen in question to steal it's soul. Fret not though, for all is not lost; you can get a new pen, and can forever call the purpetrator of the other pen's soul 'damned pen', for by stealing a pen's soul they become the pen, which is now obviously damned, having no soul, and all. Eventually the damned pen will be driven mad and thus learn from their mistakes. Hurrah!
Andy: *borrows pen and hands back to Manda*
Manda: *tries to write with pen* Good gravy, you stole it's soul!
Andy: Foiled again!!
Manda: You damned pen.
Andy: *hangs head in shame*
Fish: *chortles*
Manda: *tries to write with pen* Good gravy, you stole it's soul!
Andy: Foiled again!!
Manda: You damned pen.
Andy: *hangs head in shame*
Fish: *chortles*
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If a guy tries and talk you out of using a condom, he is a damn fool.
Did you see that damned fool? He was swirving all over the road.
Did you see that damned fool? He was swirving all over the road.
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Why is Kevin so pissed? Well, Mark pulled a Damned Dirty Dave last night and now Kevin’s wife took all his shit and moved in with Mark.
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